Let's be honest fellas, zippers suck for Jerk Off Pants. I don't think the creator of those pants has the experience to tell me what to wear when I beat my schmeat
10.03.2026 01:37
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Let's be honest fellas, zippers suck for Jerk Off Pants. I don't think the creator of those pants has the experience to tell me what to wear when I beat my schmeat
Former Acadia prof Rick Mehta sentenced to six months in jail for threatening Justice Department employees By The Chronicle Herald Published Mar 03, 2026 4 minute read
Evidence at trial showed that Mehta sent one email and a separate, unrelated letter to department employees, and in both he set a deadline for a response. He wrote that if he did not get a response in time, he would go to the Kentville court offices with dialogue in his mind from the movie They Live. The line he quoted from the lead character was "I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubblegum." It is uttered when the character is in an office setting, right before he begins to shoot aliens.
Wright spent about 10 minutes of his sentencing decision going over some of the various insults, disruptions, proclamations and other moments of chaos caused by Mehta during his trial, including: • Calling the officers of the court "Satan's minions" • Saying that "there is no such thing as an honest court officer" • Calling himself "God's representative on Earth" Saying the venue was "the devil's court" • Claiming he had power of attorney over the judge • Calling the judge dishonest and rude, and saying he was obstructing justice and violating the Criminal Code Saying the judge didn't have the knowledge to sentence him
• Started to recite a scene from the movie Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan, saying the Crown and a police witness could play the parts. • Asked a police officer: "Do you think the Crown's predicament could have been avoided if all court officers had been exposed to Kenny Rogers' song The Gambler in their training?" • Referred to the case as "a sequel to previous proceedings." • Told the judge, "I'm the boss because I have a financial contract with you via the Income Tax Act. I expect you to honour your financial contract, buddy boy."
checking in on my old psych prof who later became a jordan peterson guy
EVERYDAY MY OPPS SINK LOWER
Every day is international women's day to a guy like me
"daylight savings" yet it still costs a spell slot. Curious
Wow your swag levels are off the charts! We need to add a negative axis to see it.
All Republicans Are Bastards, not a great acronym
It was me MacReady! I was John Carpenter's The Thing (1982) the whole time!
"Texas resident" gotta side with the state department
Don't worry, the leftist kurds are just a meat-shield to absorb the brunt of reprisals while the cities rise up.
No joke, they are just a sacrifice
Maybe he just watched the Greatest Showman
elf femboy besieged by orcs
Oh hey, it's the exact facts I needed to prove my theory correct that more than half the people out there really understand what I'm saying.
Ike 1954 coup, guat civil war, us armed security forces genocide the Mayans
Why do you want liberals to cause a genocide in Guatemala?
Eisenhower overthrew Guatemala's Democratic govt, resulting in a genocide of Mayans
Why should I? They followed illegal orders.
soon militias will re-release their promo trailers without DMCA-violating music
Translations: I AM A RAT THAT LOVES TO DRINK THE BLOOD OF FOREIGN CHILDREN
my doctor prescribed me pre-crushed Adderall
PRETENDER-IN-CHIEF
ChatGPT
If I named myself Dort I'd pull the trigger too
would
I like my women the way I like my coffee: thrown at my face
my sleep paralysis demon is doing a really bad trump impression, this is a nightmare
🎶Now that it's over ill never be sober 🎶
I sing in reference to my efforts to develop auto brewery syndrome
