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@illybocean.boontavista.com

guy who talks a lot on @boontavista.com and makes dinner and sometimes takes photos of birds. (he/him) podcast here πŸ‘‰ http://boontavista.com/

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SOLD OUT! You missed it! Idiot! You dishonour your family!

28.02.2026 04:02 πŸ‘ 60 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 1

last lot of tickets left for our show in Sydney - I’m gonna drink the perfect amount of wine on stage (somewhere between 2 and 9 glasses)

26.02.2026 12:04 πŸ‘ 48 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

it’s SSPUMC time

26.02.2026 03:48 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Sony Confirms Spider-Man Spin-Offs Reboot Sony Pictures CEO Tom Rothman has confirmed that the studio will reboot its cinematic universe of β€œSpider-Man” spin-offs following a number of box-office flops. Appearing on Matt Belloni’s The Town po...

Perhaps this time they will try making any of them good? Who could say

26.02.2026 00:35 πŸ‘ 30 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

It did! And they all arrived promptly since then

25.02.2026 21:38 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
25.02.2026 08:43 πŸ‘ 5896 πŸ” 1311 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 12
A screenshot from Twitter - Trending in Australia: Paedophile

A screenshot from Twitter - Trending in Australia: Paedophile

Ah! Ah.

25.02.2026 08:02 πŸ‘ 81 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
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BOONTAVISTA.COM/LIVE

pod cast!! live in Sydney!!! one night only March 5 with bigsofttitty.png !!!

14.02.2026 04:47 πŸ‘ 106 πŸ” 12 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 8
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Episode 312 -- No Cartridge At the Drive In: Grand Theft Hamlet! by No Cartridge Audio

Coming back to this site and not Twitter to start advocating you listen to my good ass podcast with @aveyclub.bsky.social megaphone.link/PODERATIONLT...

23.02.2026 18:41 πŸ‘ 37 πŸ” 14 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 3

if you follow me and are in a position to go to this, you’re probably already aware, but just in case…

also if you are not in australia and enjoy my sense of humor and are a podcast listener , odds are you’ll like these shows

22.02.2026 22:29 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a suit is sitting in a chair with a book in front of him and the website sharktankgifts.com is visible ALT: a man in a suit is sitting in a chair with a book in front of him and the website sharktankgifts.com is visible
22.02.2026 23:54 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

There is not!

21.02.2026 03:50 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

thank you for understanding

19.02.2026 20:22 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

these claims must be understood in the context that Andrew is the host who can only tell the truth

19.02.2026 14:01 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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bigsofttitty.png and Boonta Vista LIVE IN SYDNEY bigsofttitty.png and Boonta Vista LIVE, Sydney, March 5th 2026

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SYDNEY SYDENY SENDY

BIGSOFTTITTY.PNG + BOONTA VISTA

ONE NIGHT ONLY

POWERFUL SEXUAL HEALING WILL BE DELIVERED

BEAMS OF LIGHT WILL SHOOT OUT OF AUDIENCE MEMBERS

MARCH 5TH 2026

CAROUSEL BAR AND BALLROOM

19.02.2026 10:03 πŸ‘ 103 πŸ” 13 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 8

that’s free potassium

19.02.2026 01:08 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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unlocked Savant Garde bonus pod! Free!!! Lucy & Jesse invite @christhefriend.bsky.social to talk about why DRIVE [2011] is autism representation πŸ™

www.patreon.com/posts/151026...

18.02.2026 02:16 πŸ‘ 33 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1
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ABSTRACT/BIRDS.GIF

18.02.2026 04:20 πŸ‘ 194 πŸ” 18 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

THAT’S RIGHT SYDNEY! @demilardner.bsky.social! @tomwalker.bsky.social! @lucyxiv.boontavista.com! @aynrandy.boontavista.com! Ben who isn’t on Bluesky! And me!

MARCH 5TH

TICKETS AT:
boontavista.com/live

16.02.2026 04:33 πŸ‘ 96 πŸ” 17 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 2
Robert Duvall's screen credit in Days of Thunder (1990)

Robert Duvall's screen credit in Days of Thunder (1990)

17.02.2026 00:16 πŸ‘ 33 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
When the bartender leaves Skip's bar and gets into his Porsche, there's a tracking device planted on the vehicle making a beeping noise and flashing a red light. Covert tracking devices do not have flashing lights and beeping noises as this would give their presence away.

When the bartender leaves Skip's bar and gets into his Porsche, there's a tracking device planted on the vehicle making a beeping noise and flashing a red light. Covert tracking devices do not have flashing lights and beeping noises as this would give their presence away.

reading about the Statham movie A Working Man (2025) and marking this information as 'helpful'

16.02.2026 13:03 πŸ‘ 92 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Yes, and I’m going to be *very* racist at the show (the government approved type)

16.02.2026 05:02 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

please eat 3 heaping cups of mayonnaise for me

16.02.2026 04:49 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Even though it is extremely embarrassing to have put a calendar invite containing the phrase bigsofttitty.png in the family calendar where my children will see it, I have nonetheless done so.

16.02.2026 04:38 πŸ‘ 29 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

THAT’S RIGHT SYDNEY! @demilardner.bsky.social! @tomwalker.bsky.social! @lucyxiv.boontavista.com! @aynrandy.boontavista.com! Ben who isn’t on Bluesky! And me!

MARCH 5TH

TICKETS AT:
boontavista.com/live

16.02.2026 04:33 πŸ‘ 96 πŸ” 17 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 2

need a kind benefactor/sugar daddy to fly me over to Sydney for the podcasting event of the year

16.02.2026 03:02 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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OMG Spike you fucking Legend

15.02.2026 23:53 πŸ‘ 294 πŸ” 52 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 5

oughhh i wish i lived in sydney so i could go to this

14.02.2026 04:53 πŸ‘ 67 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Let me know if it works. It gives me painful diarrhea but it might go differently for you

14.02.2026 04:43 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I’m not sure I could *stop* that from happening

14.02.2026 04:07 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0