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Just a 40 year old anti-fascist mini painter. He/Him Punch Nazi's before they punch you

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I was we ng and he is in the project. We stay in the darkest timeline where there is no justice.

I'ma get high now.

07.03.2026 15:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

There is nothing I like more than dropping a "You fucking cunt" at my router when it shits out on me.

07.03.2026 15:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

People surprised you're a monster fucker, but there's a vibe you can feel when you too are a monster fucker.

Game recognizes game and I knew this intrinsically years ago.

07.03.2026 15:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The saga of my fucked "shoulder" is coming to an end.

I say it like that because it was two giant knots in my pec that was making me lose feeling.

So my wife rubbed my titty last night and it feels better now. It's nice to have feeling in your fingers.

07.03.2026 15:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Really fucking disappointing that Adam Baldwin is attached to whatever the new firefly thing is. Pretty much confirms Joss will probably be working on it too.

I'm hoping it's just a podcast so I don't have to feel bad not watching it.

07.03.2026 14:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Also I was horribly wrong and Baldwin is involved and I may be sick

07.03.2026 14:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Kids today don't understand how formative that one season was to our entire generation.

07.03.2026 13:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

oh jesus fucking christ how did I forget that.

Maybe I blacked it out.

07.03.2026 04:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The biggest mistake the democratic party made was making itself the party of weakness, of backing down, of disarmament.

Now our allies in this great fight for democracy are pink pussy hat wearers who think you can vote fascism away, and I'm the one who get's funny looks talking about arming.

07.03.2026 00:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Just like it was on Germany, right?

We're doing our fucking best, but we don't live in Europe. Our cops will shoot us, we'll lose our health insurance and bankrupt our families. People outside the country truly have no idea. We don't have the NHS. We just fucking die.

07.03.2026 00:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

There is just no way he's attached to the project, right? Fillion wouldn't make that mistake. Same thing with Adam Baldwin who fell waaaaay down the gamergate right wing hole.

Jayne was my favorite character too :(

07.03.2026 00:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

Some of the greatest humans I know are weird sex perverts.

The good guys can do weird shit in the bedroom too guys.

07.03.2026 00:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This wouldn't be an issue if it wasn't my left hand. Like, it would suck.

But I haven't done any hobby stuff in over a month because my arm just can't handle it.

07.03.2026 00:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I have so many trigger points all my fucking shoulder. And I've spent a few days trying to work them out because I have some nerve impingement that's give me some serious trouble.

All to find out that it's not my shoulder. I have a huge knot in my fucking upper pec.

07.03.2026 00:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I don't think the snarky jokes fully comprehend how serious this is or understands the stakes.

Being deeply familiar with evangelicals, Left Behind and the grossly incorrect interpretation of Revelation, I shit my pants briefly.

06.03.2026 23:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm not explaining, but you know my decisions with women Hil. Almost universally bad.

05.03.2026 12:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Sony is realizing Microsoft isn't gonna be long for the console world. Not a lot of motivation to cross platform stuff when your competitor is about to turn into Netflix for games.

04.03.2026 17:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I pulled my shoulder picking my fucking dog up a week ago and I've been living with the heating pad ever since.

Getting old sucks.

04.03.2026 17:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What the fuck is up with the trend of people putting an entire stat line of their "combat stats" in their RP profile in WoW.

My brother in christ, we are playing a video game. You already HAVE combat stats and you're using DnD feats for some fucking reason.

Get your shit together RP community.

04.03.2026 17:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I mean, I spend every Easter setting fire to a union jack as my ancestors intended.

I'm sure your people also appreciate beer and animals. You're good.

04.03.2026 17:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I realized today that I don't really "reply" to people.

I pop onto their status to shout a random fact and then I disappear.

04.03.2026 15:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

On the subject? What lunatic is suggesting this? The Alliance? Really? Yeah, the horde and amani have plenty of issues, but the alliance????

04.03.2026 15:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Do not even get me started on how much I hate Turalyon this expansion.

If they kill Lor'themar this expansion I'm going to revolt, I swear to god.

04.03.2026 15:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I watched that dude threaten the one girl live on the air. Shit was wild.

04.03.2026 15:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Fun fact: My mom was so addicted to QVC that she kept full BINDERS full of different product numbers and shit she might want one day.

04.03.2026 15:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Don't mind me gesturing vaguely at...

bsky.app/profile/fail...

03.03.2026 21:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I have THIS exact fucking knot in my shoulder. And let me tell you as a 40 year old man I LOVE having radiating pain down my arm and chest.

It's been ongoing for like, two months with this so it's either the slowest heart attack in the world or I gotta stop chucking my german shepherd around.

03.03.2026 19:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I have general thoughts and feelings on AI, but in my opinion it's disrespectful to the persons memory, not to get into the labor rights issues.

Do you think it would stop as a one time thing? How soon is the announcer fired for AI Scully?

People need to let go. Enjoy the memories. Move on.

03.03.2026 16:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Jousts were just medieval tractor pulls and you can't tell me any different.

03.03.2026 16:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I will burn the Jake to the ground if they ever do that to Hammy.

03.03.2026 16:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0