Patrick Monahan

Woke 3

Liza the Lagotto just lounging out of control on the couch

Sorry am I bothering you

There has never been a room with less belief in it

Did you know you can shrug and say "No can do boss" when a court orders you to do something

People are trying to Slay the Spire because they can’t counter any of its arguments

“Hey probably. Not me though”

Cool thanks man.

Crazy guy holding the lady’s eyes open from, I am pretty sure, BIRDBOX?

C’mon don’t make me aware of this

Incredibly smushed pumpkin that has presumably been out since before Halloween

Closeup on incredibly smushed pumpkin that has presumably been out since before Halloween

Me

DENNIS

Wow

[smart, serious and not at all ah-hyucking voice] Markwayne Mullin

Brother you said it

I mean trying to prove someone lied based on a self-serving comment by Donald Trump, The Honest Man, is probably not going anywhere regardless

Implications here that will never be followed through on: 1) Noem lied under oath repeatedly on the Hill, 2) Noem maybe stole hundreds of millions of dollars from the government? A step beyond the usual graft of paying some do-nothing company that your former aide works for

Lmao, bye-bye darling

“Godmode” by Nine Inch Nails from Tron Ares: Divergence

👍

#birdbot

Unironically

Chuckling at a shitty Texas Republican going down in a primary, choosing not to learn even one (1) fact about the guy who beat him

The BLACK MAGE

FINAL FANTASY
SQUARE 1990
NES

Going on momentarily! twitch.tv/bighowelldawdy

What can you even say? These people deserve their inevitable humiliation and the nation deserves journalists with more self-respect.

They’re pulling federal funding from anyone who calls it “criss cross applesauce” when you sit that way instead of the other thing

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