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Jules Suzdaltsev

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mom close the door im doing journalism

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Honestly he might do 9/11 pt. 2, I agree!

04.03.2026 17:09 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Devastated to learn Jasmine Crockett lost the primary, but I’m truly hoping Talarico will continue in her legacy to β€œWrite out your bullet points here. Anything from a sentence to a paragraph works.” ✊

04.03.2026 16:15 πŸ‘ 156 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0

Congratulations to Ayatollah Talarico!

04.03.2026 14:56 πŸ‘ 53 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Anyone saying Talarico will pull a Fetterman is just being lazy, let’s have fun with it, say he’s gonna pull a Dahmer or a bin Laden!

04.03.2026 14:55 πŸ‘ 37 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 1
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27.12.2025 02:26 πŸ‘ 443 πŸ” 49 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 2

It’s Dan!

02.03.2026 10:07 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

its me!

02.03.2026 09:59 πŸ‘ 19 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Are You Getting DRAFTED in 2026?
Are You Getting DRAFTED in 2026? YouTube video by good morning, bad news

New episode of Good Morning, Bad News is up!

Are you ready to be DRAFTED into another forever war by a known p***phile for the glory of Israel?

2006 babies, you’re up!

youtube.com/shorts/r7Sfb...

01.03.2026 18:54 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1
Are You Getting DRAFTED in 2026?
Are You Getting DRAFTED in 2026? YouTube video by good morning, bad news

New episode of Good Morning, Bad News is up!

Are you ready to be DRAFTED into another forever war by a known p***phile for the glory of Israel?

2006 babies, you’re up!

youtube.com/shorts/r7Sfb...

01.03.2026 18:54 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

This is really embarrassing

28.02.2026 06:46 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

You genuinely sound like a weird loser in their 50s appropriating Gen Z slang.

27.02.2026 21:34 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Are you absolutely confident that all the people in your comments calling you stupid are the ones taking an L?

27.02.2026 21:33 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

maybe you’re just dumb and fundamentally misunderstand the political era we’re in and think we’re can go back to how things were 10–15 years ago

27.02.2026 08:01 πŸ‘ 50 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

maybe you’re just dumb and fundamentally misunderstand the political era we’re in and think we’re can go back to how things were 10–15 years ago

27.02.2026 08:01 πŸ‘ 50 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you, I stg thinking the DOJ or FTC would block this is so delusional as to be actively harmful.

26.02.2026 23:56 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Same vein as when Schumer/Jeffries talks about reaching across the aisle - I would MUCH rather you say β€œβ€¦ and we are fucked!” instead of β€œWrite to your Senator!”

Talking like Obama is still in office is insane to me and just another way to say β€œI have no ideas, but want to sound effective & useful”

26.02.2026 23:52 πŸ‘ 53 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

The FTC? Really? REALLY?

Like what are you even talking about, why even pretend like we have a functional government regulatory system?

Genuinely it feels like this holds us back from figuring out what we CAN do, instead of prescribing a solution from 2005…

I dunno, this kind of thing PMO.

26.02.2026 23:50 πŸ‘ 72 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Not trying to pick a fight but what could you possibly mean by β€œblock this rotten deal”?!?

There’s this insane rhetorical theme where people will rightly state the horrors ahead of us, and then cap it with a call to action that we all know is impossible.

Who are you calling on to block it??

26.02.2026 23:48 πŸ‘ 86 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 1
If Epstein Was Israeli Spy He'd "Get Out of Jail Free" for Child Trafficking Crimes, Says His Lawyer
If Epstein Was Israeli Spy He'd "Get Out of Jail Free" for Child Trafficking Crimes, Says His Lawyer YouTube video by good morning, bad news

Insanely, Dershowitz just proudly announced that if Epstein was a Mossad spy, he would have gotten him off scott-free for pedophilia.

These people have the worst brain-poisoning we’ve seen in history I think.

youtube.com/shorts/MTMSa...

19.02.2026 23:51 πŸ‘ 50 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
Fort Worth Man Pulls Gun On Kids Protesting ICE, Gets Arrested
Fort Worth Man Pulls Gun On Kids Protesting ICE, Gets Arrested YouTube video by good morning, bad news

so funny how frequent this theme has become, some MAGA loser gets violent with middle schoolers protesting ICE and gets either beaten up or arrested (usually both!)

beautiful, keep β€˜em coming

youtube.com/shorts/R93-k...

19.02.2026 21:13 πŸ‘ 44 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

I am such a dumb asshole, I was waiting for a super important call that I didn’t want to be disturbed from, so I preemptively set my phone to Do-Not-Disturb.

Obviously, missed the call, as my phone didn’t ring. Because of Do-Not-Disturb.

Man…

18.02.2026 19:01 πŸ‘ 44 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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Like, Mamdani is doing the EXACT opposite of what this headline is claiming and implying, and of course all the comments look like this dogshit

18.02.2026 08:23 πŸ‘ 59 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

This shit should be extremely illegal.

18.02.2026 08:20 πŸ‘ 90 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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this kind of headline honestly makes me fucking sick and angry

that $10b figure includes $8.11b spent by ADAMS from 2023-2025

while Mamdani is proposing a TOTAL of $2.7b in the NEXT TWO YEARS

so he’s literally spending LESS but the NYPOST rag is lumping all of it together to pretend it’s Mamdani

18.02.2026 08:20 πŸ‘ 347 πŸ” 49 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 2
36-year-old MAGA Mom Harasses & Attacks Anti-ICE Teen Protesters
36-year-old MAGA Mom Harasses & Attacks Anti-ICE Teen Protesters YouTube video by good morning, bad news

trying to fight a bunch of middle-schoolers at the big age of 36 is truly humiliating, especially when you immediately run to the cops to cry about it after

FAFO for thee but not FAFO for me…

youtube.com/shorts/W-5L9...

18.02.2026 08:08 πŸ‘ 120 πŸ” 16 πŸ’¬ 17 πŸ“Œ 17
ICE Agents Pose As Women In Distress to Arrest Good Dad Who Helps!
ICE Agents Pose As Women In Distress to Arrest Good Dad Who Helps! YouTube video by good morning, bad news

these people are truly vile scum

ICE agents posed as women whose car broke down and begged a dad for help through the door; and when he came out, the goon squad rolled up to tackle and kidnap him.

sickening to prey *specifically* on a dad doing a good deed

youtube.com/shorts/1t6R0...

17.02.2026 02:23 πŸ‘ 168 πŸ” 28 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 3
ICE Agents Pose As Women In Distress to Arrest Good Dad Who Helps!
ICE Agents Pose As Women In Distress to Arrest Good Dad Who Helps! YouTube video by good morning, bad news

these people are truly vile scum

ICE agents posed as women whose car broke down and begged a dad for help through the door; and when he came out, the goon squad rolled up to tackle and kidnap him.

sickening to prey *specifically* on a dad doing a good deed

youtube.com/shorts/1t6R0...

17.02.2026 02:23 πŸ‘ 168 πŸ” 28 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 3
"I Will F--ing Kill You" Cops Rip Teens Out Of Car After Anti-Ice Protest
"I Will F--ing Kill You" Cops Rip Teens Out Of Car After Anti-Ice Protest YouTube video by good morning, bad news

normal behavior in this country to threaten to kill a teenager with his hands on the steering wheel for asking why he’s being pulled over
youtube.com/shorts/eju7r...

11.02.2026 15:18 πŸ‘ 469 πŸ” 178 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 9
"I Will F--ing Kill You" Cops Rip Teens Out Of Car After Anti-Ice Protest
"I Will F--ing Kill You" Cops Rip Teens Out Of Car After Anti-Ice Protest YouTube video by good morning, bad news

normal behavior in this country to threaten to kill a teenager with his hands on the steering wheel for asking why he’s being pulled over
youtube.com/shorts/eju7r...

11.02.2026 15:18 πŸ‘ 469 πŸ” 178 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 9