@malachiteos
she/her. trans. Insanity Scribe. Horrors Distributor. Handler's Favored Hound. Author of Hekate's Call. Legion Candidate. Manifest. Patreon: https://patreon.com/malachiteos Ko-fi: https://ko-fi.com/malachiteos Asks: https://tetratto.com/@malachiteos
ashe: war criminal
me: corki.... AAAAAAAAAA I can't make that joke
ashe: you gotta make the joke now
me: corki would join the IDF to get new types of bombs to kill children with
girl what are you doing thATS NOT HOW IT WORKS IT'S NOT SAFE AND IN THE CLEAR GIRL
I love her she's so fucking stupid
I do love when people are like "hmmm this could be bad BUT YOU KNOW WHAT I WON'T THINK ABOUT IT!" it's a fun character trait.
n choice but to go.... major league baseball... hamburger...
ashe: incredible 4 inches
4inchwarrior: women love endless shrimp, and so do men
ashe: ??????????????????????????????????????????????
ashe: kai'sa is coming to fuck you in the bad way
me: there is no bad way when it's kaisa
connie: goodnight ashe aaaaaand torturedoll
me: that's me!!
ashe: what dat 4 inches do
xin: nothing leave me alone
connie: martyr bait mal
me: it's really only fitting that I was the sacrifice that enabled this
ashe: you're very sacrificial
connie: has anyone ever told you its hot when you beg for your life?
me: yeah, a lot of people
#deadlock #moonshine
me: I am just being passed around by my friends
ashe: that's certainly a way to say that
ashe: we're all taking our turns with you
walking into The Chamber in the kennels where It happens and sheepishly looking at Handler like "would you classify this as a device, contraption, or implement?" and waiting for my execution
Handler perched on Leinth's lap with that 3/4th turn like she's been posed for a picture on Santa's lap. It is obvious that Leinth is a little uncomfortable but Locked The Fuck In in spite of it.
Handler sitting extremely politely in front of a screen with perfectly managed lighting in front of an empty zoom call with the text in the corner showing she's been waiting for Kione to call for 4 hours.
ooooo
Was only a matter of time before I started drawing them
[ #deadlock #moonshine ]
This is my horrible doll crunchfuck. It spends 90% of its time crushing cans against it's forehead
Jam /ηη½ @addmeoncomputer I do not "pick up", I do not "flirt", and I definitely do not "seduce". I YEARN. And if an older woman does not dote on me, I KILL MYSELF
read my visual novel about my horrible doll crunchfuck
hategrenade.itch.io/unbecoming
Baiken is in her guilty gear accent core outfit, holding her katana next to her face, in a dynamic pose with a pink and black background;
Happy bday to the coolest samurai in fgs!!
#baiken_Birthday #GGST #guiltygear
Yamato and Paige #deadlock
connie.exe has stopped responding
That fucking love freak that I hate.
an artwork by Spindle of the character Ottilie, a human with brown hair tied up a bun, wearing a black turtleneck, green cardigan, and yellow socks. Sitting in the "Bad Girlfriend Box." Because she ate all the cookies
the girlfriend punishment box
yeah but pigs aren't allowed to actually eat the truffles...
She's had so many Ws lately that I'm glad Girls x Vampire is swinging back around to showing Ruruna being scared and pathetic the way she ought to be