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Matthew Reichbach

@fbihop.com

Reporter from New Mexico. Lots of sports, pinball, random thoughts

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I cannot tell you how many beliefs I had from listening to that shit every night that I realized years later were so fucked up.

07.03.2026 05:17 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Need a thinkpiece on how Loveline with Adam Carolla and Dr. Drew destroyed a generation of dudes.

07.03.2026 05:06 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Are they gonna make Pete Davidson apologize for this also?

07.03.2026 04:42 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Jasmine Crockett never hired a campaign manager.

07.03.2026 01:12 πŸ‘ 188 πŸ” 22 πŸ’¬ 15 πŸ“Œ 49

You might not fill your tank with diesel, but your wallet still will pay the consequences. Massive jumps in diesel averages vs week ago- led by
Texas ⬆️67c/gal
Iowa ⬆️67c/gal
West Virigina ⬆️64c/gal
North Carolina ⬆️63c/gal
New Mexico ⬆️62c/gal
Arizona ⬆️61c/gal
Georgia ⬆️61c/gal

06.03.2026 17:30 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
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Legends of Comedy An Extraordinary Auction Celebrating the Icons Who Made the World Laugh Julien’s proudly presents Legends of Comedy, an online-only auction taking...

I regret to inform you that you missed out on the auction of Gallagher's estate.

A thread of some of the things you missed bidding on:

05.03.2026 04:14 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

"lucrative pardon industry"

06.03.2026 17:10 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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How Merle Haggard transformed from a hippie-hating, flag-hugging champion of The Silent Majority into a radical leftist lunatic.
Or something.
Read about it, free as always in my latest Substack
open.substack.com/pub/flamings...

06.03.2026 16:44 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Expanding Middle-Tier Mega-Deal, RNDC Says Reyes Will Buy Five More Markets The biggest news in the beverage-alcohol industry’s middle tier is getting bigger: Reyes Beverage Group (RBG) will acquire five additional markets from its rival, Republic National Distributing Compan...

BREAKING: The country's biggest beer wholesaler is buying more markets off the country's (for-now) biggest wine/spirits wholesaler.

06.03.2026 16:27 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 2
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American Home Furniture files Chapter 11 bankruptcy protection for reorganization - Albuquerque Business First The company cites prolonged Interstate 25 construction affecting its Albuquerque stores, plus inflation and tariffs.

The company's CEO said the company was doing well until January. He also reiterated that the company is still open for business and will deliver all existing orders along with any new orders.

05.03.2026 22:27 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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USL emails players about union resignation procedures as strike looms The email, sent to all USL Championship players, includes an β€œFAQ” section on crossing a potential picket line

REPORT: On Wednesday, the USL emailed all Championship players with information on procedures for crossing a potential picket line and resigning their union membership, multiple sources have confirmed to The Guardian.

Details, including the attached "FAQs" pdf: www.theguardian.com/football/202...

05.03.2026 21:25 πŸ‘ 125 πŸ” 55 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 87

HUGE differences in jet fuel depending on exposure/ability to export- inland jet fuel prices have launched by ~$1/gal vs week ago, while potential export markets have seen jet fuel prices rising closer to $2/gal to over $4/gal on the Iran situation. US airlines will get hammered.

05.03.2026 19:59 πŸ‘ 20 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1

With Senate approval, Mullin becomes the 2nd Native American U.S. cabinet member.
Reaction to the news from the 1st, Deb Haaland.

β€œChaos and violence is a feature of this administration - no matter who is running the agency I am not confident that ICE or the Administration’s cruelty will change.”

05.03.2026 21:17 πŸ‘ 19 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

He just wants attention, didn't give it to him.

05.03.2026 06:41 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Lobos to Bobos, a classic story.

05.03.2026 04:52 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

...and lots more. There's a lot of Friars Club stuff an stuff from Louie Anderson's estate as well.

05.03.2026 04:14 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
An Easton-brand bat; bolted to a block of wood;

An Easton-brand bat; bolted to a block of wood;

Not quite a Sledge-o-Matic, but a Easton-brand baseball bad with a block of wood attached.

05.03.2026 04:14 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Neckties; mostly American flag neckties.

Neckties; mostly American flag neckties.

Neckties; mostly American flag neckties.

Neckties; mostly American flag neckties.

Neckties; mostly American flag neckties.

Neckties; mostly American flag neckties.

A collection of American flag neckties, with other random neckties thrown in. Stage-worn!

05.03.2026 04:14 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
a "sledge-o-matic" sledgehammer; a dense wood block, painted silver, with a long wooden 'baseball bat' handl

a "sledge-o-matic" sledgehammer; a dense wood block, painted silver, with a long wooden 'baseball bat' handl

Another Sledge-O-Matic sledge hammer, this one more "modern" with a baseball hammer grip.

05.03.2026 04:14 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
a pair of red and blue plaid cotton bellbottom trousers

a pair of red and blue plaid cotton bellbottom trousers

Described as "1980 funky pants," they are indeed funky pants, which he wore in his 1980 TV special "Gallagher: An Uncensored Evening."

05.03.2026 04:14 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
1980s Stage-Used Sammy Davis Jr. Puppet

1980s Stage-Used Sammy Davis Jr. Puppet

A stage-used Sammy Davis Jr. Puppet.

Handmade, depicting the Rat Pack member wearing a tuxedo and a Star of David pendant. Imagine how incredibly racist the jokes Gallagher made using this puppet were!

05.03.2026 04:14 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
A "sledge-o-matic" hammer

A "sledge-o-matic" hammer

Another Sledge-o-Matic.

05.03.2026 04:14 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Watermelon underwear.

Watermelon underwear.

Gallagher underwear.

Designed like a watermelon, with "Gallagher" written in gold glitter and cursive. Hanes, size 36. Hand-painted.

05.03.2026 04:14 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
A 1984 Cable Ace Award, which Gallagher won for "Writing a Comedy or Music Program" for his Showtime special "Gallagher: The Maddest." Missing the plaque.

A 1984 Cable Ace Award, which Gallagher won for "Writing a Comedy or Music Program" for his Showtime special "Gallagher: The Maddest." Missing the plaque.

A 1984 Cable Ace Award, which Gallagher won for "Writing a Comedy or Music Program" for his Showtime special "Gallagher: The Maddest." Missing the plaque.

05.03.2026 04:14 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
A sledge-o-matic sledgehammer

A sledge-o-matic sledgehammer

The crown jewel: A stage-used "Sledge-O-Matic" sledge hammer.
"invented by and customized by the comedian himself as one of his 'Sledge-O-Matic' mallets"

05.03.2026 04:14 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Legends of Comedy An Extraordinary Auction Celebrating the Icons Who Made the World Laugh Julien’s proudly presents Legends of Comedy, an online-only auction taking...

I regret to inform you that you missed out on the auction of Gallagher's estate.

A thread of some of the things you missed bidding on:

05.03.2026 04:14 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Books longer than Infinite Jest:

All the ways I've misspelled entrepreneur.

05.03.2026 03:44 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

My grandpa was a WWII veteran who worked in a mine to save up enough money to buy his own farm. His wife was an whenever school teacher for over 30 years in their small town.

05.03.2026 03:27 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Listened to a podcast with ads in it for the first time in awhile (I get ad-free versions via subscription to all of my regular podcasts).

There were eight minutes straight of ads. Eight!

05.03.2026 03:07 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Damn, she was right. Every day IS a winding road.

05.03.2026 01:47 πŸ‘ 48 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 1