My granny never knew how to suck eggs
@msmith3
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My granny never knew how to suck eggs
"And they said, βWell, you know, weβve got the Pyrenees between us and Russia.β Well, the U.S. has the Atlantic Ocean, and we are the largest contributor to NATO,β Bessent said on CNBCβs βSquawk Box.β
The US has the Bering Strait between it and Russia...My God, these people are stupid
I think a short podcast series called "How not to watch GB News" would be a hit!
I don't think I want to know which role you'd play...
Release the Epstein Files
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Sadly, that already exists, and there was a big thing about it in Germany a few years back. Cannabalism was involved...
(So, I guess it was actually a dinner date)
Now that Spring has sprung, it's important to know the difference between jonquils and daffodils because being right is better than being wrong.
Mine died in October but she's still causing me problems.
I'd hoped I would be able to forget she'd existed by now...
Now, now - I resemble that remark
I can't do that. I have a beard. It takes weeks to get it all out
Ooooo, I've found a new member of my Top 5...
Draft Kai!
Heated Exchange between Hillary Clinton and Nancy Mace
As an OG investor in Brewdog, I was disgusted with the direction that James Watt took the company in. He tried to be Musk. I've lost my money, but I'm not sorry it's gone under...
BBC News - Bars close and hundreds lose jobs as US firm buys Brewdog in Β£33m deal
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
It's the difference between:
Helping your uncle, Jack, off his horse
and
Helping your uncle jack off his horse
It's probably those last three words...
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"They died to save her face"
From the Private Eye archive.
Issue 550, January 1983, some months after the Falklands war.
#OperationEpsteinFury was always about distraction.
As with everythign else Trump has ever said, it was projection of self when he said things about Obama.
Trump is the most evil dictator of our times.
He wants to go down in history as being more evil than Hitler.
I guess if you've never read histor...
Scratch that.
I guess if you've never read, then you don't know what's happened before...
This π
I find it odd that Trump has attacked a primary school for girls.
Not because it's not a militarily important target, but because primary school aged girls are his preyground
#OperationEpsteinFury
#OperationEpicFury
#Iran #Israel #Trump
Trumpβs 2026 Nobel Peace Prize campaign is off to a rocky start.
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Donald Trump in 2012:
The video:
And Trump is one of the biggest "Working from Home" haters!