Theresa Disgusting

its gotta be the smack barm pey wet

I mean I have all these sick days I should probably use one

Sometimes I need to draw one of the other handsome folks from the original TMNT. Even though Rocksteady stays my fave, by far :).

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if you fall for this you should be put in a conservatorship

What the hell!? People are posting porn on BlueSky WITHOUT adult-content labels like crazy again, and it's making it so I can't browse BlueSky in public. What is wrong with you people? If you're too lazy to click two buttons, I don't respect you enough to want to see your junk in the first plce.

Fun thing to think about very briefly: who currently has better lawyers, the United States or Nintendo

How will this affect the Riyadh comedy scene

I am shocked to learn this is actually underestimating costs, because it ignores the infrastructure costs.

This video is lowballing it.

Yeah that's a sore throat for sure

Always ask what is being measured and how:

"the metric will typically show prices are falling when customers are struggling so much that they switch to cheap alternatives.

This reframes a decline in living standards as a saving, masking the fact that grocery prices are actually rising."

They need to abolish changing the time while it's in the version where I don't want to die because it's dark at 5pm

mr. dink: douglas. can you put a price on the future.

mr. dink: whether you say yes or no, a price is being put on it anyway.

mr. dink: it's easy for me to go along with it. too much so.

doug, having a power fantasy that will eventually sour into being killed in revolutionary war france: uh-huh

they were dogs the whole time? yeah bitch me too lemme get pepperoni on that

hell if you did book it for adults I'd probably spend alot less time on here

I also grew up in the heyday of goosebumps so it was mad easy to get pizza hut to churn out free 'za

I think rewarding children for reading with pizza is actually a phenomenal idea and we should start doing that again

Making more fun forms to tease friends 💜

Honestly fair fucks to Vittorio Angelone for calling out Penny Mordaunt on Last Leg

I have been thinking about the Adam Driver/Theresa Disgusting bit for over a year now

Chris Fleming's special *is* the tour we saw last year but it's still great

I love to stand around the city I live in and say things like "I will have my Pokémon hold a berry" out loud

comedy bang bang gamer son is jacob wysocki

it's from a polly-o string cheese commercial from the 80's???

the rest of the internet seems slow so maybe its a verizon problem

*squints* hang on a second

things seem bleak but rn what i'm holding on to is the fact that The People In General are so fuckin tired of rich people and their bullshit that luxury shopping hauls have completely disappeared as a form of pop video content

is bluesky struggling to load things or is my internet broken because i did also have some steam cloud weirdness earlier

i'm not taking any chances