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I’m voting for politicians who do NOT flood my cell with text messages.

Oh who am I kidding…any animal…a dog, a rabbit, a bear.

I’ve been practicing this exit.

I am physically unable to walk past a cat without engaging.

DST (Spring Edition): one less hour of lying awake in bed terrified by the current world.

Tot the taters. Fry the French.

My breakfast

OMG! I feel seen.

“You WILL give me treats!”
“You WILL give me treats!”
“You WILL give me treats!”
“You WILL give…”

Star Trek: the Wrath of Jorts

Same. The word “guest” is doing a lot of heavy lifting at this point.

A Tale of Two Shitposters

After over 6 decades of doing it, I have quit biting my fingernails…

..and I gotta say, I don’t know how you people live with these things!

Yay! Been fretting all day for her after seeing this in the morning.

The Muppeting

That’s unfortunate.

Why can’t he just put the dirty dish in the sink?

My theory/rant is that “they” screwed up the leap year calculation decades ago and now we’re stuck in January with weather that should be from November. We are at least two months behind what it was like when I was a kid back in the 60’s. Always first snow by end of Oct…now first snow is in Dec.

Spaghettios with cottage cheese: poor man’s lasagna.

Our curators are lowkey rizzlers... YouTube video by National Gallery of Art

I am on the floor laughing. This is wonderful! www.youtube.com/shorts/sHBb4...

One of the best things I’ve read in a while:

Like newborn kittens, their eyes aren’t fully open till they’ve grown a bit.

Buford Buspiron at your servi….ZZZZZZZ

The Taples aka the Fab 3.9

The hamburgers I’ve known can’t be helped.

Instacart has a section called “Recipes Based on your Cart” and it keeps telling me to make bourbon chocolate chip cookies.

Madison, deciding NOT to shank me…for now.

Madison

Bobby braces

I got it too but I couldn’t think of a good banger to post along with it. I salute you 🫡

If you spend the first half of your life making bad decisions, you’ll spend your second half living with them.

…and send.

Paramedics are on their way!