Jon Clinch

We outnumber them.

They're already coming for you and your family.

I really miss cancel culture. #EpsteinFiles

Livingston Taylor is voicing Winnie-the-Pooh in a new movie, and I am here for it.

You can get people off food assistance by making sure their jobs pay a living wage.

Don't forget: Trump isn't composing prompts and generating this AI crap on his own. He's too impaired and stupid for that. It's being fed to him by people who know exactly what they're doing.

BE UNGOVERNABLE. Start on Saturday, but never let up.

Now that the USA is cooked, what should we make to replace it?

Chicago proves once more that Trump is *all about cruelty.* The Epstein files are going to sicken every one of us.

When Philly cops bombed the MOVE house in 1985, the story was everywhere. Nobody's covering this week's assault on innocents in Chicago. That's the difference between what we were and what we've become.

Misery loves company.

I'd kind of like to see us do anything at all.

I think Trump meant to call himself the Grim Raper.

I would honestly like know why the sell copy for most current fiction focuses on the concealment and revelation of deep, dark, secrets.

If they can shut down the government, we can shut down the whole damned country. General strike now. Let’s go.

I want a one-man show that's nothing but bits of Trump speeches read for alternating hilarity and terror by Brian Cranston in a fat suit.

Thanks for getting it right. I blew the execution.

And here Putin was afraid he'd have to attack American cities. #MissionAccomplished

I present to you a man who has actually been modeling his speech pattern upon that of his favorite imbecile.

Why aren’t we talking about how “dangerous cities” is code for “places where brown people live”?

He might not be hung, but he sure could be hanged. That’s your vocabulary lesson for the day.

The imbecile can't write. Of course he's a dictator.

If you won't obey, they'd like you dead. Hell, they'd like you dead anyway.,

In non-fascism news: Only 2K words until the new ms. is as long as MARLEY.

If only getting the Epstein files were as easy as saying, “Russia, if you’re listening…”

The UN needs a translation channel that turns Trump's words into truth.

That giant ballroom is going to make one heck of a Spirit Halloween Shop.

Sure, sure — we did Jimmy Kimmell. Now let's do somebody nobody knows.

The Rapture, but they were wrong about which direction they'd go.

Disney is building a new "Villains Land," and I think it's a little bit on the nose.