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allegedly a lawyer, but absolutely nothing i shitpost here should be taken as legal advice, or really advice at all probably she/they πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ wasian πŸ‡°πŸ‡· discord: errinyous

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yeah, bottoms, listen to the dictionary

06.03.2026 21:27 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

surprising number of you out here in avs country!

06.03.2026 21:02 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

born and raised in the boston area, for better and for worse

06.03.2026 20:59 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

the nhl trade deadline is one of the most soporific days of the year for bruins fans sheesh

06.03.2026 20:40 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

the sheer torture of having something stuck in my teeth and no floss

06.03.2026 20:11 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

girl who forgot to take her stimulant this morning before work and is struggling real hard to stay focused on doc review today

06.03.2026 18:58 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"my alleged crimes were pretty minor"
-everyone in the files

06.03.2026 18:16 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

in both risk (board game) and risky sex it's imperative to fortify and protect down under

06.03.2026 18:14 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If you're blue, and you don't know where to go to why don't you go where fashion sits?

06.03.2026 18:01 πŸ‘ 47 πŸ” 17 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

sequel to the l-word called the s-word but it's just lesbians showing off their sword collections for an hour

06.03.2026 14:09 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

the fact that they somehow gave a hutt a six pack and bulging triceps is so fucking funny

06.03.2026 17:06 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

your honor, outside of the murders, my alleged crimes were pretty minor

06.03.2026 16:37 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
06.03.2026 16:29 πŸ‘ 1050 πŸ” 193 πŸ’¬ 20 πŸ“Œ 5

goatseing the gyre

06.03.2026 15:20 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

sequel to the l-word called the s-word but it's just lesbians showing off their sword collections for an hour

06.03.2026 14:09 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

ended up losing my foresight due to sudden circumspection

06.03.2026 03:46 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A Reductress post features a photo of Kristi Noem with the headline, β€œKristi Noem Put Down for Being Too Hard to Train”

A Reductress post features a photo of Kristi Noem with the headline, β€œKristi Noem Put Down for Being Too Hard to Train”

Screaming

05.03.2026 22:00 πŸ‘ 16001 πŸ” 3255 πŸ’¬ 244 πŸ“Œ 168

f, may you find the employment you want and deserve soon

05.03.2026 22:35 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

intentionally or

05.03.2026 22:31 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

nice, awesome, happy for you 😠

05.03.2026 22:27 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

the worst day is actually the monday after when your body is still not adjusted but you can't sleep in and have to go to work

05.03.2026 22:22 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

daylight savings time, more like daylight suckage time

05.03.2026 22:20 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

hey babe the temperature is dropping almost 40ΒΊ in less than 12 hours, time for your crippling headaches to start again

05.03.2026 22:13 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

may we all have this level of professional support around us

05.03.2026 21:50 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

your honor,,,

05.03.2026 21:48 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
a snippet from a clothing website saying the color of a dress is: 

Periwinkle/Multi Watercolor Pastel Orchi

a snippet from a clothing website saying the color of a dress is: Periwinkle/Multi Watercolor Pastel Orchi

huh my orchi was pretty boring i guess

05.03.2026 20:43 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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PWHL Players Association strengthens voice by affiliating with AFL-CIO and its 15 million workers Women’s hockey players have taken the next major step to strengthen their voice in shaping the Professional Women’s Hockey League’s future by affiliating with the AFL-CIO.

We're thrilled to join the @aflcio.org and stand alongside our fellow players associations and 15 million working people. PWHL players are proud to be part of the labor movement and will continue to fight for the rights and well-being of our members and all workers.

πŸ“°: apnews.com/article/wome...

05.03.2026 20:09 πŸ‘ 81 πŸ” 22 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 4

wow you found someone even dumber, impressive work sir

05.03.2026 18:44 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

if they weren't cowards they'd proceed pro se and let chatgpt generate their filings

05.03.2026 15:44 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

enjoying the burger ceo discourse until it's inevitably supplanted by news that we've declared war on the nyc marathon because they gave out stickers to participants saying I RAN or some shit

05.03.2026 15:38 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0