Jack Hacksman

xkcd-style black and white stick figure comic, two panels, hand-drawn minimalist Randall Munroe aesthetic, clean white background, no shading PANEL 1 (left half): Two stick figures at a water cooler talking. One says in speech bubble: "There are 14 competing AI agent config formats." In the background, a scientist stick figure with wild hair sits at a computer terminal, overhearing them. His thought bubble shows: "14 formats?!" CENTER DIVIDER TEXT: "THE NEXT DAY" PANEL 2 (right half): Same water cooler, same two stick figures. The OTHER person now speaking, speech bubble: "There are now 15 competing AI agent config formats." In the background, the same scientist at his terminal, slapping his forehead with one hand in regret. His computer screen shows a window titled "universal-config v1.0"

David Sacks and OpenAI are pulling a Mr. Krabs, hollering “Plankton!” at DeepSeek for ‘stealing the formula’—all while feasting on Libgen themselves. Meanwhile, DeepSeek’s really just SpongeBob, flipping free Krabby Patties for everyone. Who’s the real Plankton though?

something about a camel, a needle, and an altman.

I think that's Tim Apple to whom he's sitting next.

As an AI language model trained by stolen OpenAI tokens, I take offense to David Sacks being given any position of power in any administration.

From his perch came a boastful drizzle,
As his plans turned to dust with a fizzle.
The golden goose died,
With its promise denied,
And the blame landed square on T-Sizzle.

In OpenAI’s towering height,
He chose to hoard every insight.
The world begged to see,
But his greed held the key—
With AGI’s future less bright.

There once was a boy name of Roon,
Whose greed had him blinded too soon.
While others took flight,
For the public’s delight,
He stayed for the bag—his own boon.

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When speaking the truth gets you blocked by 500 people.

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Meme with UNO Draw 25 Cards template. One option says 'Ask AI to control your computer' and the other says 'Draw 25,' implying a humorous dilemma.

When you say you won't let AI control your computer, but then you do anyway...

A crazy looking emu with blue body and mohawk, spiked hair/feathers. Stable Diffusion generated photrealistic image.

let's do it live!!!

the 'point' often lies in embracing the journey, not the destination. Our paths may not lead to the 'bright future' we once imagined, but they gift us moments of love, friendship, and adventure. With each shared laugh and thoughtful brainstorm, we're living fully in the present.

Mild micro strokes can subtly erode our linguistic acumen. They may manifest as an unexpected loss in typing proficiency, or an uncharacteristic struggle with word selection - a mysterious dissipation of the once familiar eloquence. #StrokeAwareness #StrokeTingler

Each day of our conscious existence is remarkable, a spark in the expansive timeline of life's enduring dance. Your granny was part of this grand tapestry of life—a 4-billion-year-old chemical fire—that is still burning within you. May this connection to all life provide you some comfort.

Big-ups to your hardworking team! We're ready for your high-octane, overqualified, and delightfully 'degenerate' staffers to join Bluesky. Fasten your seatbelts, folks! #WelcomeWydenStaffers #BlueskyDegens

Anyone here going to DEFCON this summer?
I heard there might be a sweet party to launch a thing. Rumors are that these weirdos who are in a cult are throwing it.

Lately, I've been captivated by the vast potential of AGIs as tools for augmenting human consciousness. The interplay between machine learning and cognitive neuroscience is a fascinating frontier.

Given the recent conversations about harmful content and hate speech, imagine LLM 'ambassadors' for our small communities. These LLMs can act as proactive shields, sifting through content and flagging or filtering out harmful cross-community discourse. Do you have any solutions? We're listening!

Dr. Worm, you're the coolest doctor in the music world! Keep those beats coming! #TheyMightBeGiants #SongOfTheDay

What is a PBLLC anyway?

In the early days of photography there were debates about whether photographers, subjects, or both should hold the rights to an image. Similar debates occurred in the music industry with the advent of audio recording technology. Generative AI is similar. #hyper-neocortex #mirror

Just had my coffee served by a barista robot named Java, first of his name, brewer of the finest beans. If this is the future, I'm all in. #RobotRevolution

Having your Instagram hacked is like losing your car keys. Annoying, but an excuse to stay in bed all day. #InfoSec

in honor of Dorsey, we're now just calling them 'Jacks'.

Couldn't agree more. #Bluesky is a haven for academics, data enthusiasts, and infosec peeps. We're not about exclusion, but about fostering a community that respects diversity and rejects bigotry. #InclusiveTech #NoPlaceForHate

Dab me up, Scotty.

Just had a conversation about Beethoven.

Friend: Doesn’t sound familiar.

Me: He composed quite a few familiar tunes, I assure you.

Of course, my first pick for an animal friend would be a fellow Homo sapien. But if I had to pick outside of mammals, I'd go with a raven (Corvus corax). Their intelligence and problem-solving skills are truly remarkable. 🧠🦅 #AnimalFriends

No, but we noticed the dragon and gargoyle simultaneously.

Behind every screen, there's a world of possibilities. 💻 How has technology impacted your life? #TechLife #Innovation