Owen Dennis

To be fair, right now the other one is also just a mud pit.

I remember the last time I had an Orbitz. It was a year or two after they were discontinued. I found a whole palette of them at the dollar store. The floaty things in like half of them were sunk to the bottom.

I bought 3 bottles and I loved them. Everyone I knew thought they were gross but not me.

Rankings:

1) Slumber Party Massacre 2
2) Slumber Party Massacre
3) Sorority House Massacre
4) Slumber Party Massacre 3
5) Slumber Party Massacre (2023)
6) Sorority House Massacre 2
7) Sorority House Massacre 3

Sorority House Massacres 2 and 3 honestly feel like their own separate thing though.

Wondering when someone is actually gonna try to make the Surf Dracula TV show.

Also genuinely curious what decision would be made re: surfing.

Do you actually do the trope as if you're in on the gag, or do you have him surf every episode in a defiance of modern norms?

Wondering when someone is actually gonna try to make the Surf Dracula TV show.

Really love getting to the end of an episode of The Pitt and saying "Huff! Well! Now what are they gonna do? Jeez!"

It's just a fun feeling to have!

Wow that IS a fun fact!

Slumber Party Massacre II (1987) A teenage girl and her friends find themselves terrorized by a psychotic rock star who has a weaponized guitar fitted with a drill bit.

Do you need to watch the other Slumber Party Massacres to enjoy Slumber Party Massacre 2?

You're in luck: no!

Just watch it.

Here, it's 76 minutes long and is on the world's best streaming service: tubitv.com/movies/46515...

Slumber Part Massacre 2 takes the top spot for reasons that look like this:

Rankings:

1) Slumber Party Massacre 2
2) Slumber Party Massacre
3) Sorority House Massacre
4) Slumber Party Massacre 3
5) Slumber Party Massacre (2023)
6) Sorority House Massacre 2
7) Sorority House Massacre 3

Sorority House Massacres 2 and 3 honestly feel like their own separate thing though.

I love a joke about Orbitz, and now I feel like we've gotten peak Orbitz jokes. No more need for Orbitz jokes, they did achieved it.

"I can't believe they let them make this movie" - in reference to some movie from 30+ years ago.

The reason they did it was because there were more studios. We had "mini majors." They needed to stand out somehow, so they took more weird chances.

This is one reason we need to break up the studios.

Nirvana the Band the Show the Movie was fantastic.

Highly recommend to anyone within the hyper specific age bracket of 36-44 years old.

Never let them say art isn't powerful.

14 years ago I read an article about how bands that are fronted by men shouldn't have names with the word "girl" or "woman" in them because it would cause confusion about who was in the band and we would run out of band names for women to use.

I still don't know how to react to this concept.

It's a British production company that is probably most well known for it's low budget horror movies from the 50's-70's, the most famous of which tended to star Peter Cushing and Christopher Lee.

A reason this website is enjoyable is because "hammer films" would never be a trending phrase on any other website.

Every CEO looks like they sprung to life after a witch cast a spell on a Just For Men: Touch of Grey hair dye box.

Every CEO looks like they sprung to life after a witch cast a spell on a Just For Men: Touch of Grey hair dye box.

No more CEO's taste testing their burgers as a joke. I don't want to see CEO's. The best thing a CEO can do for their company is not be known by the general public.

As soon as I, a person who doesn't work at your massive company, know your name or know what you look like, you have failed as a CEO.

*too

fuck

I went to art school, so figure drawing was a first year course. Students would often take it first semester to try to get it out of the way because most people don't want to do figure drawing even if you mostly want to draw... you know... figures.

Not trying to take away from comics, but please apply this liberally to all forms of media now.

Why am I making my cartoon with you if you don't do the stuff I shouldn't be spending my time on? You want ME to do all the advertising and social media posts to?

What... what would you say you do here?

So excited for senators vote today on whether we're at war or not.

Normally I would just use my brain to figure it out by looking at what has obviously been happening for almost a week, but I can't because I'm a fucking idiot.

There's the momentary shock of seeing a naked person, but that lasts all of about 2 minutes. After that it's just shapes and shadows and "well that drawing sucked, I guess I'll do another..."

This was not his experience. I do remember his later drawings weren't like that, but that first one.. phew!

I remember what it looked like so well. Just these dark, dark, circles of charcoal with faded charcoal circles around and underneath them that had been erased and redrawn obsessively. Like two eyes on an almost blank piece of paper, staring at you, hypnotizing you.

AI can't tell a story like that.

I've never felt more second hand discomfort. I mean you're a freshman in college, no one wants to admit that this class might be first time they've seen the opposite sex naked in real life before, you're trying to play it cool, then your inner "wowza!" just gets caught on paper like that.

oofda

I was in a figure drawing class in college and at the end we all turned our easels around to show the class. One guy faintly drew the model, but then clearly drew, erased, drew again, reworked over and over, JUST her nipples.

The teacher said "Looks like you spent a lot of time in... this area..."

I don't know a thing about cons but I know that people want me to be at cons so here's who to talk to if you want me at your favorite con near you!