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Breaking: Trump imposes a 25% tariff on Columbia House Record Club.

Everyone’s worried about the tariffs but I’m just going to start buying everything at airport duty-free stores. I’ll be eating the finest Toblerone and cigarettes for the next four years, suckers!

boss: you know what’s weird

me: how the flintstones celebrate christmas even tho they live in 10,000 b.c?

boss: how the flin— yes exactly

Burger King: We Won’t Turn You In To The Feds™

A screenshot of Google Tasks showing one task “Take out the trash” in a category called “NOW” that was to be completed 135 weeks ago.

People: What productivity software do you use?

Me:

man, building apps with Ionic and Vue feels way easier than writing native code

i bought it for like $20 and renewal was $2200 or something

i really like my .party domain. i used to own jon.sucks too but the renewal cost was asinine

The Grand Canyon, from the North Rim.

Grand Canyon, North Rim

Got any cloud storage? Try to follow 3-2-1 for backups — 3 copies, at least 2 different mediums, and 1 offsite

sqlite truly is the sqlite of databases

cats lowkey relatable as shit like yea bro meow

To be fair she does look like a chicken.

hello world