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Brian Fitzpatrick

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Chasing Wonder, Engineer, Author, ORD Camp Instigator, Feminist. Previously: Founder & CTO of Tock, Xoogler, Ex-Apple. He/Him. Optimizing for kindness wonder.voyage debuggingteams.com

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Make that cracked up TWICE

03.03.2026 18:29 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Dungeon Crawler Carl 8 - Parade of Horribles - COLD READ! Part 1 ~~SPOILERS!!!~~
Dungeon Crawler Carl 8 - Parade of Horribles - COLD READ! Part 1 ~~SPOILERS!!!~~ YouTube video by Soundbooth Theater Live!

Dungeon Crawler Carl fans: If you're done reading book 7, Jeff Hayes is doing a cold read of the beginning of book 8 RIGHT NOW: www.youtube.com/watch?v=NDZU...

(And he's already cracked up once)

03.03.2026 18:28 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Do they still overheat?

14.02.2026 22:33 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Pro-tip from @hypatia.bsky.social:when moving Signal messages from one phone to another, place both phones on an ice pack to avoid thermal throttling.

Seriously, it works -- tested with both iPhone to iPhone and Android to Android (Cloud xfer is still in beta)

14.02.2026 22:15 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

The Love Boat is amazing. It was a pandemic watch for me and there are very few writers who could work in that format. (3 stories, cast regulars + guest stars, 3 tones, everything resolved in 45 minutes).

13.02.2026 23:41 πŸ‘ 252 πŸ” 20 πŸ’¬ 22 πŸ“Œ 1

Once again I have had to learn that whenever I think the battery life of my Mac laptop is dwindling, I need to open up Activity Monitor only to discover that *multiple* programs are burning through CPU just for funsies.

And one of them is Slack. Always Slack.

17.10.2025 19:54 πŸ‘ 21 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

You should read this essay. This quote. This quote.

09.10.2025 19:36 πŸ‘ 28 πŸ” 11 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I thought the same thing. Gratefully, the Mission's burrito game is world class.

25.09.2025 17:28 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

This was just the best.

25.09.2025 04:20 πŸ‘ 19 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Buy once cry once and get the Briggs & Riley backpack! :)

22.09.2025 18:35 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Today's moment of ai zen

17.09.2025 15:42 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It's all ones and zeroes, Maaaaahty.

16.09.2025 15:23 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

#fact

13.09.2025 05:39 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

ARE YOU A SPY????? πŸ˜‚

10.09.2025 04:05 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

yup and yup!

10.09.2025 04:04 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

But what about the *brands* Molly.

09.09.2025 21:03 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Ooooh I don't! Got any lying around? :)

09.09.2025 20:47 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Half of my collection "The Storage Media Boneyard"

A History of Analog and Digital Storage Media
This is a sampling of the thousands of types of media that humans have used to store information over the past several hundred years. From punch cards that stored a few dozen bytes to flash drives that store tens of billions of bytes, storage media have gotten smaller, lighter, cheaper, and faster to read and to write.
The majority of this collection consists of paper, tape, spinning disks, solid state (cartridge), and film storage media, but you can find a few more unusual media types, such as wax cylinders, recording wire, and ferrite core memory.
Today, the entire contents of this exhibit could fit onto a single hard drive that you could buy at the average computer store.

Formerly part of the Google Chicago museum

Half of my collection "The Storage Media Boneyard" A History of Analog and Digital Storage Media This is a sampling of the thousands of types of media that humans have used to store information over the past several hundred years. From punch cards that stored a few dozen bytes to flash drives that store tens of billions of bytes, storage media have gotten smaller, lighter, cheaper, and faster to read and to write. The majority of this collection consists of paper, tape, spinning disks, solid state (cartridge), and film storage media, but you can find a few more unusual media types, such as wax cylinders, recording wire, and ferrite core memory. Today, the entire contents of this exhibit could fit onto a single hard drive that you could buy at the average computer store. Formerly part of the Google Chicago museum

The other half of my collection "The Storage Media Boneyard"

A History of Analog and Digital Storage Media
This is a sampling of the thousands of types of media that humans have used to store information over the past several hundred years. From punch cards that stored a few dozen bytes to flash drives that store tens of billions of bytes, storage media have gotten smaller, lighter, cheaper, and faster to read and to write.
The majority of this collection consists of paper, tape, spinning disks, solid state (cartridge), and film storage media, but you can find a few more unusual media types, such as wax cylinders, recording wire, and ferrite core memory.
Today, the entire contents of this exhibit could fit onto a single hard drive that you could buy at the average computer store.

Formerly part of the Google Chicago museum

The other half of my collection "The Storage Media Boneyard" A History of Analog and Digital Storage Media This is a sampling of the thousands of types of media that humans have used to store information over the past several hundred years. From punch cards that stored a few dozen bytes to flash drives that store tens of billions of bytes, storage media have gotten smaller, lighter, cheaper, and faster to read and to write. The majority of this collection consists of paper, tape, spinning disks, solid state (cartridge), and film storage media, but you can find a few more unusual media types, such as wax cylinders, recording wire, and ferrite core memory. Today, the entire contents of this exhibit could fit onto a single hard drive that you could buy at the average computer store. Formerly part of the Google Chicago museum

The empty case that housed The Storage Media Boneyard for over a dozen years. I've packed it up and will be storing it until I find a new home for it.

The empty case that housed The Storage Media Boneyard for over a dozen years. I've packed it up and will be storing it until I find a new home for it.

End of an era. The Storage Media Boneyard is headed off to storage for a while.

What's the oldest piece of media in here that you have used?

(detailed photos here: photos.app.goo.gl/oPwSvGqyJhKu...)

09.09.2025 01:20 πŸ‘ 26 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 0

Yep, there's one in there... like 1/4" thick!

09.09.2025 19:03 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If I had to guess, > 75%, but only because there are arcane machines squirreled away all over the world...

09.09.2025 06:05 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

oh man ARCHON!!!

09.09.2025 06:04 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Did you play Star Raiders on the 800 too? I have that cart and put SO MANY hours into it... but not as many as I put into Atari Adventure on the 2600 :)

09.09.2025 04:33 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Correct. Tho there's at least one punchcard with a microfiche in it!

09.09.2025 02:22 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

How much could they have really researched NeXT if they don't put the logo at 28 degrees?

09.09.2025 01:28 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Half of my collection "The Storage Media Boneyard"

A History of Analog and Digital Storage Media
This is a sampling of the thousands of types of media that humans have used to store information over the past several hundred years. From punch cards that stored a few dozen bytes to flash drives that store tens of billions of bytes, storage media have gotten smaller, lighter, cheaper, and faster to read and to write.
The majority of this collection consists of paper, tape, spinning disks, solid state (cartridge), and film storage media, but you can find a few more unusual media types, such as wax cylinders, recording wire, and ferrite core memory.
Today, the entire contents of this exhibit could fit onto a single hard drive that you could buy at the average computer store.

Formerly part of the Google Chicago museum

Half of my collection "The Storage Media Boneyard" A History of Analog and Digital Storage Media This is a sampling of the thousands of types of media that humans have used to store information over the past several hundred years. From punch cards that stored a few dozen bytes to flash drives that store tens of billions of bytes, storage media have gotten smaller, lighter, cheaper, and faster to read and to write. The majority of this collection consists of paper, tape, spinning disks, solid state (cartridge), and film storage media, but you can find a few more unusual media types, such as wax cylinders, recording wire, and ferrite core memory. Today, the entire contents of this exhibit could fit onto a single hard drive that you could buy at the average computer store. Formerly part of the Google Chicago museum

The other half of my collection "The Storage Media Boneyard"

A History of Analog and Digital Storage Media
This is a sampling of the thousands of types of media that humans have used to store information over the past several hundred years. From punch cards that stored a few dozen bytes to flash drives that store tens of billions of bytes, storage media have gotten smaller, lighter, cheaper, and faster to read and to write.
The majority of this collection consists of paper, tape, spinning disks, solid state (cartridge), and film storage media, but you can find a few more unusual media types, such as wax cylinders, recording wire, and ferrite core memory.
Today, the entire contents of this exhibit could fit onto a single hard drive that you could buy at the average computer store.

Formerly part of the Google Chicago museum

The other half of my collection "The Storage Media Boneyard" A History of Analog and Digital Storage Media This is a sampling of the thousands of types of media that humans have used to store information over the past several hundred years. From punch cards that stored a few dozen bytes to flash drives that store tens of billions of bytes, storage media have gotten smaller, lighter, cheaper, and faster to read and to write. The majority of this collection consists of paper, tape, spinning disks, solid state (cartridge), and film storage media, but you can find a few more unusual media types, such as wax cylinders, recording wire, and ferrite core memory. Today, the entire contents of this exhibit could fit onto a single hard drive that you could buy at the average computer store. Formerly part of the Google Chicago museum

The empty case that housed The Storage Media Boneyard for over a dozen years. I've packed it up and will be storing it until I find a new home for it.

The empty case that housed The Storage Media Boneyard for over a dozen years. I've packed it up and will be storing it until I find a new home for it.

End of an era. The Storage Media Boneyard is headed off to storage for a while.

What's the oldest piece of media in here that you have used?

(detailed photos here: photos.app.goo.gl/oPwSvGqyJhKu...)

09.09.2025 01:20 πŸ‘ 26 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 0
Preview
Grandpa's Gumbo (last updated 1/2025) Grandpa Alvin β€œNick” Fitzpatrick’s Gumbo (last updated 1/2025) Much ink has been spilled in the discussion of Creole food when it comes to gumbo: which roux is better, whether or not filΓ© is the devi...

Sure do! docs.google.com/document/d/1...

06.09.2025 19:49 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

My family gumbo recipe is an okra gumbo and it's THE BEST

06.09.2025 19:45 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

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06.09.2025 19:44 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Not on my list of things to do today: open up an email and start sobbing. This is just beautiful.

Thank you Dan.

05.09.2025 21:42 πŸ‘ 20 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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The Last Fifteen Minutes A marionette opera and short film about having dinner together before a giant kaiju steps on you.

We made our goal, with about two weeks left to go! Please continue to support us, because that means I can hire more fabricator labor which means I will personally have time to build very small and indulgent pieces of furniture.

www.kickstarter.com/projects/shi...

30.08.2025 21:12 πŸ‘ 166 πŸ” 71 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0