neolithic guys get pissed if you tell them their cultures are organized by the type of pots and jewelry they made. "we called ourselves the blood hunters" "we conquered villages far beyond this horizon" sorry bud you're the western linear pottery culture now
(Showing you some annoying shit that sucks ass) and would you believe a computer made this all by itself?
10:45 lunch leaning over the sink. nothin wrong with that brother
muting off Americans again. happy for you guys tho, or sorry that happened
hello
there's georgetown and jamestown and charlestown. why no davetown
(Banging on the window of a guy talking on the phone in his car) hey man you’re in a filter bubble. Hang on (aggressively rattling the door handle) let me get in there and show you the most racist image you have ever seen,
Sick of everyone assuming that my pro-fungal parasite politics are entirely informed by the fungal parasite that is currently colonizing my brain. Like ya the fungal parasite controls my thoughts and movements but I’m still legally a person
117 year old democratic senator heading the committee to find the liberal Joe Rogan: Voters today want rizz. They want aura. We can no longer sit idly by and allow ourselves to become Unc
Can't think of a single time the MGM lion advanced the plot of the movie in any way. Just needless jump scare
My new album "Cherry-Colored Funk!" is out today, extended from the soundtrack of my short film that's playing at Tribeca. Big focus on genre blending and live instrumentation. Also very danceable. I'm super proud of it. Thanks for the support, means a lot!
Spotify: open.spotify.com/album/3VTKqe...
Tried writing about something other than Fredric Jameson and then still wrote about Fredric Jameson a little bit 👍
that is damn true my friend. well put
I would never disrespect an author by allowing their work to circulate in a secondary market. Whenever I finish a book I throw it in the trash
Bro are u okay? The secret coded messages you’ve been sending me through your twitch stream have taken a sinister and violent new direction
“We’ve lost contact with South Florida.” Mass suicides in Palm Beach County and DC reported as word of new DNC messaging “Qatar-a-Lago” reaches Trump organization
Getting some really engaged responses from my undergrads for this assignment on white genocide in south africa
Becoming an Everything App is just the natural next step for a business like airbnb. First you do one thing so bad that several major cities pass legislation to stop you from operating there. Then you just scale that up to include Everything
10:39 am lunch. dont mind if I do
Saddened to hear of the passing of will stencil. never really got his whole deal but he sure seemed to make everyone mad with his posts. rip to him
So humiliating to be a Beatles fan because you have to be like yeah, Paul was really doing some innovative bass work on Mr. Ice Cream’s Tooting Bicycle. Probably the best song on Captain Tea Time’s Silly Navy.
The new pope is probably some guy
Yo dude check this shit out [I drop a second F/A-18F Super Hornet fighter jet into the Red Sea, its unclear what kind of move I was trying to do]
(Guy who has never heard of Alcatraz and thinks trump is planning to reopen the prison from Harry Potter) man FUCK this guy
peek a boo
It's a brutal time for young men. So many of their role models are disappearing right in front of their eyes, only to suddenly reappear without any meaningful attempt to offer healthy explanations beyond "peek a boo.”
Homer of a Lonely Bart
It’s cool that streaming platforms are just getting AI to write songs for them. Musicians can finally kick back and have a few beers
Bro my petard is trash….barely hoisted me at all 🤦♂️
