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Ne'er-do-well scofflaw engaging in shenanigans, tomfoolery, and chicanery, sometimes involving googly eyes. Chaotic neutral alignment. I love cats more than just about anything!

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As a man it's hard for me to choose an appropriate response. I think either "Yikes!" or "Yeeesh!" might do it, though.

11.03.2026 18:26 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Various bulbs in a garden bed, just starting to put up leaves after a long winter

Various bulbs in a garden bed, just starting to put up leaves after a long winter

#bulbposting 2026 has begun! BULBS!!

10.03.2026 19:22 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Make a spreadsheet!

07.03.2026 03:34 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Not exactly a video gaming magazine, but in the 80s I have a TI-99/4A and I fondly remember 99er magazine (later 99er Home Computer magazine, covering more than just the TI). All the issues are on the Internet Archive now.

04.03.2026 22:21 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This is the most delusional thing I've seen all day! They really don't get how this couldn't possibly work, do they?

23.02.2026 22:23 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I think this is an example of that rule that says "if a headline poses a question, the answer is always no."

22.02.2026 16:54 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This is simultaneously horrifying and utterly unsurprising.

22.02.2026 16:49 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Being borderline face blind is rough. I thought the middle guy was Putin until I realized the guy on the right was. Is the left guy Steve Martin? I'm so lost.

22.02.2026 16:48 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

As an American married to a Canadian, I get it!

22.02.2026 16:43 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Β―\_(ツ)_/Β― I'm a queer guy who hangs out on Reddit too much and I've never heard the term before.

21.02.2026 17:19 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

71460,2700 - why do I still remember thatβ€½ CompuServe was where I got my online start, but my entire social life was the local BBS scene from about 1988 to 1997 or so. I met so many great people and had so much fun!

18.02.2026 21:41 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

My Canadian wife almost never swears, but I've also watched Trailer Park Boys and Letterkenny, so I know how it really works up there!

14.02.2026 17:15 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I think they're delusional.

11.02.2026 17:14 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Self-checkout is awful, yes, but I love S&S for one reason - I can order groceries online and just go pick them up.

10.02.2026 22:29 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Is this a new one or is it the same article from 2016 that's been making the rounds again? I've been trying to find out if they're still Nazi collaborators or not.

10.02.2026 22:28 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Believe it or not, I'm not necessarily opposed to that idea. I loathe driving in cities and if I have to go to one I try to park outside the city and take public transit in.

09.02.2026 17:49 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I wish I didn't, but I live where I can afford to live and work where I'm paid as well as I can be without having to submit my soul to the corporate grind (I work in higher ed).

09.02.2026 17:47 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

[citation needed]

09.02.2026 16:55 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a suit and tie is standing next to a woman sitting at a desk and talking to her . Alt: "Look, I came here for an argument!"
09.02.2026 16:54 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I never drive at a speed I feel is unsafe. Yes, that sometimes means I drive below the speed limit, especially in bad weather or on unfamiliar roads. I just don't believe "below the speed limit = safe, above = I want to murder people."

09.02.2026 16:52 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

I am absolutely not trying to argue against reduced dependence on cars.

09.02.2026 16:51 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I only make bad arguments on social media, sorry.

09.02.2026 16:48 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm all for intelligent road design, and for making communities more pedestrian and bike friendly.

09.02.2026 16:47 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I am genuinely sorry that happened to you and your family.

09.02.2026 16:46 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Sure! We're arguing on the internet - the most pointless of pointless activities.

09.02.2026 16:41 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

"This thing doesn't exist!" <shows example of thing> "Yeah well there are lots of those things!"

09.02.2026 16:40 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Anyway, my real point here is that I'm going to drive 80 on the highway when it's posted at 65 because I always have and I haven't even died once.

09.02.2026 16:39 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Of course not, but there'll always be car deaths as long as we have cars. Would forcing people to adhere to speed limits lower those deaths? Probably. Is the technology actually capable of doing that reliably? Despite what Subaru would have you believe, probably not.

09.02.2026 16:39 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
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fuck cars Discussion about the harmful effects of car dominance on communities, environment, safety, and public health. Aspiration towards more sustainable and effective alternatives like mass transit and impr...

There absolutely are people suggesting we ban cars.
www.reddit.com/r/fuckcars/

09.02.2026 16:37 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

Libertarian = "I'm a Republican, but I hate age of consent laws."

09.02.2026 16:30 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0