so when are you and the necromancer getting married
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I draw the webcomic QUESTIONABLE CONTENT which is about robots who want to smooch www.ass.golf you can also find me on patreon: www.patreon.com/jephjacques My dog's name is Ollie and he is a smooth collie
so when are you and the necromancer getting married
GUY WHO CODES THIS WEBSITE: I'm at the airport waiting for an airplane but nothing is happening. where is my spoonful of pureed carrots π€
the people who run this website are huge stupid crybabies and it is so funny
the sword summoning mechanic is REALLY cool. I just unlocked a bunch of minion-creating cards and i'm excited to see how that works
I've been playing so much monster train 2 I'm having to relearn the StS philosophy but it is SO fun. The Regent is both fun as hell and absolutely hilarious
"I go in pool to cool off, why can't phone" this website is coded by someone with a toddler's brain
guy who canβt help sharing the dumbest takes imaginable like heβs been cursed by some kind of stupidity wizard: haha itβs so funny how i live in your guys heads rent free :)
it's so good. a game that actually lives up to the expectations. amazing.
Dat lazy cat hates mondays so much
Logsβ¦
Anytime I wanna see a good joke I take a look in DA FREAKIN MIRROR!
ahahahah I love the Regent!!!!
I had forgotten how goofy Slay the Spire is. God I love all these horrible little weirdos
oh the Silent, I missed you :3
Deadly Premonition
slay the spire 2 comes out in 4 hours
my last four hours as a free man
This is how I will die
DRRRRRRRRR BRRRRRRRRRR DRRRRR
ear man
(was in a wildlife preserve in South Africa and the tour driver accidentally put us between a herd of elephants and their water supply)
I've done some scary stuff in my life. Multiple surgeries, car accidents, almost getting killed by elephants, but nothing is more stressful than tuning a new high E on a 29" 8-string guitar
ALIEN: and what do you call these foodstuffs
ME: these are chicken nuggets
ALIEN, SPEAKING INTO COMMUNICATOR: General Glax. We must nuggetize our florps immediately
fuck now I want chickenbread
victorian-era-ass little kid
I wrote a story where a teenage boy was mean to another teenager and got very earnest emails from people scolding me for "normalizing bullying"
omg their little FACES
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absolute lizard brain ass music. i love it so much
*dern din den dan din durn derrrn*
that guy on the right has a BITCOIN TATTOO lmao incredible loser energy
ONR was cool but the problem with crowdsourced stuff like that is it's very easy for bad actors to exploit the system. there are enough freaks out there who have weird hateboners for my work that it would be a second job just to audit the stuff