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I draw the webcomic QUESTIONABLE CONTENT which is about robots who want to smooch www.ass.golf you can also find me on patreon: www.patreon.com/jephjacques My dog's name is Ollie and he is a smooth collie

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so when are you and the necromancer getting married

06.03.2026 16:18 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

GUY WHO CODES THIS WEBSITE: I'm at the airport waiting for an airplane but nothing is happening. where is my spoonful of pureed carrots 😀

06.03.2026 14:56 πŸ‘ 144 πŸ” 16 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

the people who run this website are huge stupid crybabies and it is so funny

06.03.2026 14:53 πŸ‘ 109 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

the sword summoning mechanic is REALLY cool. I just unlocked a bunch of minion-creating cards and i'm excited to see how that works

06.03.2026 14:52 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I've been playing so much monster train 2 I'm having to relearn the StS philosophy but it is SO fun. The Regent is both fun as hell and absolutely hilarious

06.03.2026 14:48 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

"I go in pool to cool off, why can't phone" this website is coded by someone with a toddler's brain

06.03.2026 14:46 πŸ‘ 113 πŸ” 13 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

guy who can’t help sharing the dumbest takes imaginable like he’s been cursed by some kind of stupidity wizard: haha it’s so funny how i live in your guys heads rent free :)

06.03.2026 14:40 πŸ‘ 106 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 2

it's so good. a game that actually lives up to the expectations. amazing.

06.03.2026 14:43 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Dat lazy cat hates mondays so much

06.03.2026 12:52 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Logs…

06.03.2026 12:44 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Anytime I wanna see a good joke I take a look in DA FREAKIN MIRROR!

06.03.2026 12:38 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

ahahahah I love the Regent!!!!

06.03.2026 00:07 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

I had forgotten how goofy Slay the Spire is. God I love all these horrible little weirdos

05.03.2026 23:36 πŸ‘ 79 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 0

oh the Silent, I missed you :3

05.03.2026 20:41 πŸ‘ 36 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

Deadly Premonition

05.03.2026 16:40 πŸ‘ 45 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
slay the spire 2 comes out in 4 hours

slay the spire 2 comes out in 4 hours

my last four hours as a free man

05.03.2026 13:12 πŸ‘ 125 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 16 πŸ“Œ 0

This is how I will die

05.03.2026 12:36 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

DRRRRRRRRR BRRRRRRRRRR DRRRRR

05.03.2026 12:34 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

ear man

05.03.2026 01:39 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

(was in a wildlife preserve in South Africa and the tour driver accidentally put us between a herd of elephants and their water supply)

05.03.2026 01:14 πŸ‘ 83 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

I've done some scary stuff in my life. Multiple surgeries, car accidents, almost getting killed by elephants, but nothing is more stressful than tuning a new high E on a 29" 8-string guitar

05.03.2026 01:09 πŸ‘ 146 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 0

ALIEN: and what do you call these foodstuffs

ME: these are chicken nuggets

ALIEN, SPEAKING INTO COMMUNICATOR: General Glax. We must nuggetize our florps immediately

04.03.2026 21:38 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

fuck now I want chickenbread

04.03.2026 21:29 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

victorian-era-ass little kid

04.03.2026 20:48 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I wrote a story where a teenage boy was mean to another teenager and got very earnest emails from people scolding me for "normalizing bullying"

04.03.2026 19:35 πŸ‘ 109 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

omg their little FACES

:U
:U

04.03.2026 19:33 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

absolute lizard brain ass music. i love it so much

04.03.2026 19:22 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

*dern din den dan din durn derrrn*

04.03.2026 18:14 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

that guy on the right has a BITCOIN TATTOO lmao incredible loser energy

04.03.2026 15:44 πŸ‘ 88 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 0

ONR was cool but the problem with crowdsourced stuff like that is it's very easy for bad actors to exploit the system. there are enough freaks out there who have weird hateboners for my work that it would be a second job just to audit the stuff

04.03.2026 14:03 πŸ‘ 72 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0