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Fantine, pioneer in monetizing hair. We’re hairpilled, we’re shaving maxxing for the grind.

yeah rome, open city is a good movie

The poor kid that got stuck halfway down on the hot slide and everyone just watched the kid fry like bacon bc we know we couldn’t save them

I’d take their statement in good faith if I didn’t already see, “well I’m definitely not voting any billionaire” already floating in the ether

C’mon down and get yourself a hit of Uncle Walt’s artisanal meth, where here, the chemistry is respected

Woke 2 we making mar-a-lago the worlds largest wind farm

I see so much of the, “rural dems can throw the party under the bus to help their electoral chances,” and that might be the state of play, but that too, is cowardice

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Rural Dems that instinctively feel the need to punch the Democratic Party is just a different flavor of coward as the rest of the standard people that get the coward labeling

Oh and Marty is lost in time and Jules and Verne are basically time cops on their fathers last decree that anyone that fucks with time will be chased down on a giant train from BTTF3

Given the “real timeline” results in doc brown being murdered by Libyans there’s uh some friction

Tannen kid realizes THEYRE living in an alternate reality where George punched Biff and WTF man you’re living in a world where your relative, Marty, changed EVERYTHING

I’ve thought so much about this franchise.

My pitch: new kid comes to hill valley high, popular kid is kind of a dick, turns out the dick is a McFly and the new kid on his mom’s side is a Tannen. Yadda yadda they get mixed together in time travel, tannen kid goes back, sees the McFlys fuckery

Yes that would suck

Yeah mainly I dislike dark city because it’s kind of janky and not as clever as people pretend it is

God I get so worked up on that franchise

November 5th, 1955 *is* a temporal junction point in the space time continuum there’s so much room to play in that world

….i really don’t get the obsession with dark city, man it’s fine it’s perfectly fine I guess

They’re upset because they can’t capture the vibes they felt when they were children because they’re no longer children. It’s clearly driving them to madness and I’m glad they suffer.

I, for one, love that our enemies have an existential crisis based on retvrning to a time with things that already currently exist.

Bring the psychological torture.

I’ve already read the rumblings about how people won’t vote for a billionaire, and welp, that isn’t Newsom…

This always gives me so much pause, because, yeah, I can vaguely understand given this one particular individual, but it’s sowing the seeds that they will, magically, produce another candidate that will be another no go. Why volunteer to make fissures in 2026 about 2028.

If someone were to create the old iTunes list where it would show the amount of plays Back to the Future II might be my most played movie of my entire life

i use threads, and whenever i do, i always make sure to have a crisp, refreshing Topo Chico Ranch Water™️ at the ready. please enjoy responsibly.

Tfw you’re grinding esper ninjas and the long pauses and card highlights start going ballistic

Fr if you want to discover things on your phone or apps you never believed were even possible, hand your phone to a toddler for 3 minutes

The old head walking in with new cards, happy, ready to play and casually drops the last time they really grinded was 5th Edition, you gotta love it.

There’s no bigger power move in MTG than showing up showered, deodorized, and wearing a tucked button up, slacks, and loafers.

Full blown dad mode people do not know how to respond.

Bad franchises make bad decisions if it wasn’t the Cowboys,

Possibly. News had Dallas in the mix, so I assume those loonies were ready to deal two first rounders, because Dallas gotta Dallas.

The only thing, and this won’t happen until further down the road, is it would be nice to scan a specific item and it flag me that it is NOT the specific item your SO requested.

You’re grabbing the coffee oat milk when they clearly wanted the barista blend, you idiot, you clown.

Oh wait what am I even saying? Fucking blackjack tables are going to be lit