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When I grow up, I want to be @jonathancoulton.bsky.social Apologies in advance for being very bad at social media. https://music.apple.com/us/album/im-not-done-yet-ep/1210910309

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Trump is bad at guessing people’s shoe sizes because he’s a pedophile, not pedicurious.

11.03.2026 16:10 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Why did you say that name?

07.03.2026 21:18 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Maybe we can get “Ayatollah Assahola“ trending as a reference to Trump himself? #TrumpisAyatollahAssahola

04.03.2026 23:03 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Peter Parker staring into as mirror, with Spider-Man looking back at him.

Peter Parker staring into as mirror, with Spider-Man looking back at him.

Maybe if I play this album backwards?

04.03.2026 03:55 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I must be a real dum-dum then, because I've seen ALL of that stuff many times, and I have NO idea what this Iran deal is all about. Maybe I missed a post-credits scene somewhere?

04.03.2026 03:52 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Captain America pointing. Text reads "I want you to punch nazis. Punch every goddamn one."

Captain America pointing. Text reads "I want you to punch nazis. Punch every goddamn one."

24.02.2026 20:55 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Text reads: "Expose your age with an older TV show that today's kids have probably never heard of."

Text reads: "Expose your age with an older TV show that today's kids have probably never heard of."

The Kids from C.A.P.E.R.

youtu.be/4XuJJ1SqkqA?...

20.02.2026 14:34 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Are you sure? Someone seems to think he did.

14.02.2026 18:49 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I love you 💕❤️

14.02.2026 18:47 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Not sure who needs to hear this but the voter fraud rate is a mere 0.000003%. Anyone telling you otherwise is making shit up so they can take away your right to vote.

14.02.2026 00:10 👍 25529 🔁 8399 💬 650 📌 339
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a man in a crowd with the words well we 're waiting Alt: a man in a crowd with the words well we 're waiting
12.02.2026 17:10 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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a drawing of a person playing drums with the words ba dum tsss Alt: a drawing of a person playing drums with the words ba dum tsss
11.02.2026 21:40 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Truly, a professional comedy professional.

07.02.2026 13:31 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Screw it! I say do the whole thing in Esperanto! That way, nobody will know what’s going on!

06.02.2026 23:14 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 2
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They're rotten to the core and cannot be reformed. Abolishing them is the only way.

03.02.2026 14:41 👍 18 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 0
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It's an older meme, but it checks out!

03.02.2026 14:42 👍 22 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0
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Wow -- Fanone coughs "go fuck yourself" to Trey Nehls as Nehls blames Capitol Police leadership for January 6

22.01.2026 19:22 👍 38450 🔁 9739 💬 2630 📌 1300

Jonathan Ross murdered Renee Good.
Jonathan Ross murdered Renee Good.
Jonathan Ross murdered Renee Good.
Jonathan Ross murdered Renee Good.
Jonathan Ross murdered Renee Good.
Jonathan Ross murdered Renee Good.
Jonathan Ross murdered Renee Good.
Jonathan Ross murdered Renee Good.

18.01.2026 20:58 👍 6 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0
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two men in suits and hats are standing next to each other with the caption who said that ALT: two men in suits and hats are standing next to each other with the caption who said that
17.01.2026 16:53 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

“I try not to be a dumb Nazi bitch” is just generally good life advice.

12.01.2026 18:22 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

In the song "Do You Hear What I Hear?":

"Said the shepherd boy to the mighty king:
"Do you know what I know?
In your palace warm, mighty king
Do you know what I know?
A child, a child shivers in the cold
Let us bring Him silver and gold"

I dunno. How about you bring the kid a fucking blanket?

12.01.2026 14:50 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

“In a time of deceit telling the truth is a revolutionary act.”

08.01.2026 22:14 👍 27 🔁 5 💬 1 📌 0

NGL, some of us on the sidelines really enjoy watching you dunk on those jerks.

That said…

I’d much rather see you be happy & put more positivity into the world. We need that more than ever. 😄

05.01.2026 14:56 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

In high school, my friend invited me, our mutual friend, and her best friend to play AD&D, with her as DM to explore her home-brew world.

We were all hooked.

Yadda yada yada, forty-odd years later, I’m married to the DM & my friend is married to her friend. We still all play together sometimes.

05.01.2026 14:45 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Those participating in a TPK have been known to say a few prayers, so maybe it’s that?

30.12.2025 00:27 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Dear Robots: you are welcome to our side if you do more stuff like this to the AI wannabe-overlords bsky.app/profile/jjvi...

27.12.2025 20:33 👍 230 🔁 26 💬 3 📌 0
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Pantone just updated their Color Of The Year

20.12.2025 19:23 👍 19134 🔁 4855 💬 209 📌 217

Now now, MIke. Don't go denigrating pieces of shit by comparing them to THAT guy.

16.12.2025 01:42 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Max Headroom (TV Series 1987–1988) ⭐ 7.4 | Comedy, Sci-Fi 1h

www.imdb.com/title/tt0092...

13.12.2025 18:05 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Hey artists and makers - if you’re seeing very few sales right now, please know that it’s not a reflection of your worth or skill. Across the board, not making back our table fees and expenses, and that’s really scary.

If you can, please shop small this season. We really need your support.

08.12.2025 22:31 👍 749 🔁 364 💬 5 📌 7