Trump is bad at guessing people’s shoe sizes because he’s a pedophile, not pedicurious.
11.03.2026 16:10
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Trump is bad at guessing people’s shoe sizes because he’s a pedophile, not pedicurious.
Why did you say that name?
Maybe we can get “Ayatollah Assahola“ trending as a reference to Trump himself? #TrumpisAyatollahAssahola
Peter Parker staring into as mirror, with Spider-Man looking back at him.
Maybe if I play this album backwards?
I must be a real dum-dum then, because I've seen ALL of that stuff many times, and I have NO idea what this Iran deal is all about. Maybe I missed a post-credits scene somewhere?
Captain America pointing. Text reads "I want you to punch nazis. Punch every goddamn one."
Text reads: "Expose your age with an older TV show that today's kids have probably never heard of."
The Kids from C.A.P.E.R.
youtu.be/4XuJJ1SqkqA?...
Are you sure? Someone seems to think he did.
I love you 💕❤️
Not sure who needs to hear this but the voter fraud rate is a mere 0.000003%. Anyone telling you otherwise is making shit up so they can take away your right to vote.
Truly, a professional comedy professional.
Screw it! I say do the whole thing in Esperanto! That way, nobody will know what’s going on!
They're rotten to the core and cannot be reformed. Abolishing them is the only way.
It's an older meme, but it checks out!
Wow -- Fanone coughs "go fuck yourself" to Trey Nehls as Nehls blames Capitol Police leadership for January 6
Jonathan Ross murdered Renee Good.
Jonathan Ross murdered Renee Good.
Jonathan Ross murdered Renee Good.
Jonathan Ross murdered Renee Good.
Jonathan Ross murdered Renee Good.
Jonathan Ross murdered Renee Good.
Jonathan Ross murdered Renee Good.
Jonathan Ross murdered Renee Good.
“I try not to be a dumb Nazi bitch” is just generally good life advice.
In the song "Do You Hear What I Hear?":
"Said the shepherd boy to the mighty king:
"Do you know what I know?
In your palace warm, mighty king
Do you know what I know?
A child, a child shivers in the cold
Let us bring Him silver and gold"
I dunno. How about you bring the kid a fucking blanket?
“In a time of deceit telling the truth is a revolutionary act.”
NGL, some of us on the sidelines really enjoy watching you dunk on those jerks.
That said…
I’d much rather see you be happy & put more positivity into the world. We need that more than ever. 😄
In high school, my friend invited me, our mutual friend, and her best friend to play AD&D, with her as DM to explore her home-brew world.
We were all hooked.
Yadda yada yada, forty-odd years later, I’m married to the DM & my friend is married to her friend. We still all play together sometimes.
Those participating in a TPK have been known to say a few prayers, so maybe it’s that?
Dear Robots: you are welcome to our side if you do more stuff like this to the AI wannabe-overlords bsky.app/profile/jjvi...
Pantone just updated their Color Of The Year
Now now, MIke. Don't go denigrating pieces of shit by comparing them to THAT guy.
Hey artists and makers - if you’re seeing very few sales right now, please know that it’s not a reflection of your worth or skill. Across the board, not making back our table fees and expenses, and that’s really scary.
If you can, please shop small this season. We really need your support.
