The best bit of advice I have ever received in life.
βPeople will forget exactly how you looked or what you said, but what they will remember is the way you made them feel.
Listen more, speak less and be a force for good.β
#Goodnight
Letβs play a game
Your pet gets chosen to be immortalised on a bank note
Which picture are you submitting
Lp cover of Umami by Folamour
*note to self*
Listen to Folamour more
#NowPlaying
Surprised they've opted for Prince Andrew on the banknotes, but I suppose everyone deserves a second chance
Smile, wave n move on
Oh ffs!
Again?
Why do folk listen to that account
πΆ We found love in a hopeless placeβ¦..πΆ
Need to practise my crimping π€£
LP Cover of βDrive Through Bootyβ by Freak Power
Friends, Romans, Countrymen!
Lend me your ears
#NowPlaying
Iβm contemplating making steak n stilton pasties again this weekend
A veritable bevy no less!
Evening squire!
Nice swans
Totally!
Ok
Hereβs a couple or three
youtu.be/_ITuJ2StUb8?...
youtu.be/_ITuJ2StUb8?...
youtu.be/eLb0GWYX-aQ?...
It's no longer OK for you to sit in the house of Lords because your dad did.
But if your mate put you there?
That's fine.
Neither of these really feel like democracy to me.
The publishing industry's lack of confidence in authors and its own ability to create careers for them is pathetic and, in the end, self-defeating.
The exception that proves the rule
Pie for the table
Pasty for outdoors
I donβt make the rules π€·π»ββοΈ
What goes through my head when I hear Donald Fart speak now
#Goodnight
youtu.be/iIpfWORQWhU?...
And risk the wrath of a supreme being
As if
Totally!
#NowPlaying
βLovers don't finally meet somewhere
They're in us all along
It's you that I summonβ
youtu.be/_ruwHuem9zE?...
Omnitalented and Omnipresent
Less Dame, more Deity!
#NowPlaying
I spend my days with my vanity
youtu.be/l1A5Bh1FM88?...
