Jessica Zellers

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A lot of people making crude jokes online, but frankly, I don’t think high oil prices are that funny.

No locations are on my regular circuit, but I’m not opposed to traveling for food

All of those are good things, though I confess it’s the tacos and burritos that get my attention

For planning purposes: My birthday is in one month

I would be willing to try one of those metabolisms that sheds weight under stress. But probably not going to happen in my mid-forties

Yooooo that’s a lot! Good on your kid for handling it like a champ

You’ve got some good folks in your circle. ❤️ Did the drinks for the school volunteers get funded?

It’s never enough. He leads a hard life.

No dates, no prospects, but the fashion must go on. I have put on nine fuckin’ pounds during this ICE surge (from stress eating / too much takeout / a metabolism that resolutely prepares for famine). Fortunately, my cozy pink knit pants can handle it.

That is essential work. Hell yes for your friend

It’s a pretty mild photo, but I try hard not to sexually harass people, especially now that I’m an adult content creator

Not even any pictures of Revvie! 😠

Those are all good things ❤️

Hell yes 🔥

It’s one of life’s pleasures to identify a journalist you like

Seconded!

White lady accidental selfie. I’m looking up and to the side. There’s a good view of my makeup and cleavage.

Adding an adult label out of caution. It’s not spicy so much as sassy. It was an accidental photo. Caveat emptor, there is some cleavage.

Weekly gratitude practice. What’s everyone grateful for?

Even before ICE came to Minnesota to terrorize the Twin Cities, I had been determined to build more local community. This has felt even more urgent in these harrowing times. Thanks to @deveric.net for hanging out with me yesterday.

Far Side cartoon. A giant alien mother scolds her giant alien child for melting an igloo and making the inhabitants scurry away. "Jimzxxy! Do you have to mess with the organisms on every planet we visit?"

Jimzxxy is just messing around

Outdoor fruit stand with huge pyramid of oranges and tall round banana display.

they’re just begging for a car chase

If you’d like to get on this bandwagon, I can help

It’s a good list imo

I had to stop by city hall to get the permit.

White lady lying on her back, looking into the camera, one arm behind her head, blanket pulled down enough to reveal cleavage.

Morning selfie upon waking up

it ain't easy

in very specific circumstances

gosh

I didn't see a pull-up bar 😤

well well well guess who hung out with a human being in person