Jessica Zellers

goodness! thank you! I am glad you like it so much!

I was pretty pleased with this one though

are there things with tentacles or...?

It is incredibly flattering when someone purchases custom content on my OnlyFans -- folks seeking me out for photos or videos or livestreams.

Hot young men paying money to see my middle aged body. What the hell. This is great.

Thinking of you ❤️

It's a superior cut of fog

@floregonian.com look at my fog

Brownish-yellow winter weeds, bare trees, and a foggy patch of lake.

A two-tiered pond on a gray day. The top part is still frozen. The bottom part has thawed.

All that spooky foggy atmosphere on a lake. Pure gothic gloom.

*chanting*
fog
Fog
FOG

Hello there

I saw the fog and had to stop

Yes, that’s why I wear one

While copyediting a book once, I was surprised to learn there’s a thingy you can put on your car called a bra

👀

A lot of people making crude jokes online, but frankly, I don’t think high oil prices are that funny.

No locations are on my regular circuit, but I’m not opposed to traveling for food

All of those are good things, though I confess it’s the tacos and burritos that get my attention

For planning purposes: My birthday is in one month

I would be willing to try one of those metabolisms that sheds weight under stress. But probably not going to happen in my mid-forties

Yooooo that’s a lot! Good on your kid for handling it like a champ

You’ve got some good folks in your circle. ❤️ Did the drinks for the school volunteers get funded?

It’s never enough. He leads a hard life.

No dates, no prospects, but the fashion must go on. I have put on nine fuckin’ pounds during this ICE surge (from stress eating / too much takeout / a metabolism that resolutely prepares for famine). Fortunately, my cozy pink knit pants can handle it.

That is essential work. Hell yes for your friend

It’s a pretty mild photo, but I try hard not to sexually harass people, especially now that I’m an adult content creator

Not even any pictures of Revvie! 😠

Those are all good things ❤️

Hell yes 🔥

It’s one of life’s pleasures to identify a journalist you like

Seconded!

White lady accidental selfie. I’m looking up and to the side. There’s a good view of my makeup and cleavage.

Adding an adult label out of caution. It’s not spicy so much as sassy. It was an accidental photo. Caveat emptor, there is some cleavage.

Weekly gratitude practice. What’s everyone grateful for?

Even before ICE came to Minnesota to terrorize the Twin Cities, I had been determined to build more local community. This has felt even more urgent in these harrowing times. Thanks to @deveric.net for hanging out with me yesterday.