La Kwaaaaa Boy

"Well, I mean once I get you on my fist, [friend of mine] is about the same size. Be fun to take turns working you over."

"OoO"

So anyway, remember how I said I really enjoy corruption kink? Yeah. Yeah. Oh boy. This is *new*.

"Man I'm just a good boy. I just need head pats and a good lil beating."

"I'm just saying, if you like how a good pain scene gets you into that mushy floaty state wait till after we punch the personality right out through your ass."

"WE?!? OoO?"

"Oh, the way you talk about your new adventures with butt plugs, you'll be fisting in a year or two."

"Fisting who?"

"Switch for sure. Flip fist and fisty-nine will be fun with you. Anyway, I have extra small hands. Great starters."

A red and black marbled Wreckoner 125 next to a smaller blue Wreckoner 110 next to a 15oz container of elbow grease.

[Dildos]

Gave my favorite boyfriend an upgrade.

@kvetch.gay so what I am hearing is a Machamp can give consent?

[Bugonia (2025)]

I get to scream. Lmaoooooo. At least Emma Stone was cool.

[Bugonia (2025)]

I absolutely love Emma Stone in weird movies. I'm sorry I don't know why but she's just so good at weird movies.

[Bugonia (2025)]

I stg if the "twist" is she's actually an alien I will SCREAM.

Hi. My friend is late and he's apologizing and I am being, "It's fine. Next time I'll send you a maps link the day of so you can't mess it up. Now get moving and you may catch me for an hour before I need to get to my movie."

"Yes, Sir."

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🎶Something has changed within me🎶

Me: "So basically I've somehow completely internalized that free will is a lie."

Therapist: 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

Me: "Ugh. Not you too."

Therapist: "So how was your trip?"

Me: *deer in headlights*

Anyway, maybe we all just needed to grow up and look past the words they called these things and see a deeply communicative marriage that was working for those people. Maybe we could've adopted some of those things earlier and saved a lot of frustration with our partners. End 🧵

What of it wasn't *terrible*? What if it was just written weird? What of the missing piece was, "also along with having kids were pretty open with our marriage so we need the constant, purposeful, scheduled sit downs even if we call them weird corporate things."

The trigger for this thought was I was thinking of setting up a personal Kanban-ey board to keep track of Things I Want/Need To Do. And I wondered if it'd be useful to have one for both of us.

OTOH, going full corporate PM with your family seems cold. And I distinctly remember the writing came off as cold. But now I'm in a marriage that sits between open and poly. We are constantly reviewing the upcoming week on our calendars. We touch base regularly to see what works. What doesn't.

Hey remember when that guy wrote that article about how he ran his household like Agile? The wife and him had a board with cards and lanes. They had sprint planning. They had retros. They had the entire thing. And we all mercilessly made fun of him.

Today I thought of that randomly. 🧵

@kvetch.gay And if I get bored with Pokemon Minecraft, I have Animal Crossing right over there. @.@

@kvetch.gay I am having a very good time in the game and it's very pick-up/put-down-able which makes it even better.

I am home. I have a Switch 2. And I am doing the hard as fuck crash out from Doing A Red Eye Back East (TM) so I am also in bed.

Mmmmm. Something to sum up my weekend.

Not all Doms fuck you and sometimes they'll play with you without even realizing they're doing it. Sometimes, prey and predator play the part on instinct.

Stewardess: "Would you like something to drink?"

Me: "Coffee."

Stewardess: "Cream or sugar?"

Me: "Black as my soul."

Stewardess, looking at the lock around my neck: "Always the ones with a collar."

Trying to figure out if I can get back to and use this "just meat" headspace I found over the weekend. It's a bit scary because it is VERY verse because if I'm just meat, you're just meat, too. And that frees me of a LOT of my hangups as a kink top.

Sometimes I just take the free gate check on my carryon on my return flights because A) I'm a cheap ass and B) I don't want to haul my shit across a whole 2 terminals bus ride included in the wee hours of the morning in EWR. 😵‍💫

@kvetch.gay it's so fucking easy to properly implement the QR code shit. Like it is basic minimum to have a QR code to example.com/tv?code=ADX5T jfc.

Dim Sum after a two day rave is always the best. ^_^

Me in a pup muzzle at a trance rave

Last night we became meat. Today we crawl back people.

Over heard while getting a water bottle refill: "Disabled people do drugs too Chase! Just because she's in a wheel chair doesn't mean she can't drop acid! Go get her!"

Aside: I have a clipper card on my Google Wallet and haven't taken a single ride share my entire trip. ^_^

I guess the problem for me now is you don't exactly go around putting "existential cosmic horror" down as a kink.

RE: https://woof.group/@dkub/116185034049846913

... ... ... well that panned out EXACTLY as expected.