You fuckers are sleeping on Jupiter’s moons. I don’t want to ever hear one more person whine about Pluto if they can’t tell me a single fact about the in-every-way-superior Ganymede.

No more alcohol for me!!

Clearest image ever taken of Mercury

ICYMI: We directed $11 million to support food shelves and fight housing insecurity.

All Minnesotans deserve a warm home and full table this holiday season.

Deleted Twitter a year ago, I don’t know anyone on here but, it’s so refreshing to see people with takes that don’t make my brain hurt!!

Are we safe here chat?