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BREAKING: Administration Officials Escort Kristi Noem To Empty Gravel Pit
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...then they came for my Large Hot Regular Four Cream No Sugar...

as is tradition

*chef kiss*

I know it sounds far-fetched, but yes, the seated House of Reps (as of Jan 3rd) retains authority in deciding how to resolve contested members' elections, as well aswho (if anyone) to seat during the dispute. Those on the losing end can try to challenge in court.
www.congress.gov/crs-product/...

It wouldn't be the "incumbent" majority, but whatever majority does get seated by Jan 3 could make a bad-faith effort to simply vote to seat the party's nominees from all disputed (due to Presidential interference) seats, forcing the real winners of those seats to individually challenge in fed court

We have joined the culture wars on the side of culture

Everyone in touch with the plight of the "everyman" knows the food group "ferments"

homer simpson and bart simpson from the simpsons ALT: homer simpson and bart simpson from the simpsons

The saddest arc in American history...so far

"I'm the last one that wants to complain." This pathetic nanodick bitch complains more than any toddler ever.

It is important to recognize that VP Vance is calling it "perceptive" that Trump asked a reporter why she doesn't smile about child sexual abuse. These are the men that best represent today's Republican voters. Let that sink in.

Flu Virus hospitalized with McConnell-like symptoms

In all seriousness, the technique they have been using ("Accusation in a Mirror") all this time is a very well-known rhetorical technique for inciting rage in normies while also insulating yourself/your "side" from damaging exposure: lawecommons.luc.edu/luclj/vol43/...

Every accusation was always a confession

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Hmm… the writing seems really familiar

And SO odd that they illegally redacted the sender

The cruelty was always the point

Nunca creí que los leopardos comerían MI cara

People can say they didn’t vote for this but people are liars

If the armband fits....

Love it

No, the proper term is Rent Seekers

Don't forget to dip that contraption in Sriracha beforehand, too

I mean it's kind of easy to beat "zero gain" from Donald Trump

Well, they haven't gotten it yet, but while we are at it people are ignoring this significant piece which *does* address other law enforcement abuses that we've forgotten about:

> Cuts funding for CBP by nearly $1.3 billion

But Dear Leader said none of them were killed!!!