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A platypus of many talents, he/him, ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡บ (is that enough flags), politics, food, pop music and womenโ€™s basketball.

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You waltzed into my mentions and made ridiculous accusations based on your inability to interpret my post. Not having a conversation with you - you can fuck off.

07.03.2026 02:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hmmmm theyโ€™re running T2 Inner West line trains from North Sydney to Homebush today

07.03.2026 01:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Sydney Morning Herald headline: Bus driver shortage forces service reduction in Sydney's north

Sydney Morning Herald headline: Bus driver shortage forces service reduction in Sydney's north

Wonder how we can solve this problem ๐Ÿค”

07.03.2026 01:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Sky News reporting every public transport disruption as โ€˜commuter chaosโ€™ lol.

07.03.2026 00:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Sandfall Interactive bans a comic book called L'Acadรฉmie Clair-Obscur - IG News The world of intellectual property can sometimes be ruthless. On X, the author of a comic book stated that he had received a letter from a lawyer sentโ€ฆ

Intellectual property laws lol

06.03.2026 23:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

TIL there are V-Line coaches that go to Sydney.

06.03.2026 23:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Slightly less facetiously, I can appreciate that Kate Bush is a talented musician whose music I mostly donโ€™t find interesting. I like โ€œRunning Up That Hillโ€ tho (nice beat and production).

06.03.2026 22:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The best Kate Bush track is โ€˜Something Goodโ€™ by Utah Saints.

06.03.2026 22:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Turning the theme from โ€œHarryโ€™s Gameโ€ into an uplifting trance track is genius IMO.

06.03.2026 22:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Saltwater (Extended Mix)
Saltwater (Extended Mix) YouTube video by Chicane - Topic

Currently listening to (listen to the full ten minute version of this banger or go home):

06.03.2026 22:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Depends how you define โ€œassโ€โ€ฆ

06.03.2026 22:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I have never coveted my neighbourโ€™s wife!

06.03.2026 22:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The small gods are the best.

06.03.2026 22:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Sounds inconvenient.

06.03.2026 22:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thank all the gods the air conditioning is on at the gym.

06.03.2026 21:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Itโ€™s annoying how the ABC thinks people complaining about something is newsworthy but itโ€™s symptomatic of modern editorial standards generally.

06.03.2026 21:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

lol, these people look to be the types who despise government services regardless. They can fuck off.

06.03.2026 21:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I have my completed my Saturday morning faff. Time to start the day properly.

06.03.2026 21:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yes, when she mentioned Renae, I was immediately excited. Point guard was a massive problem for us last season and it would be nice to solve that problem quickly.

06.03.2026 20:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Instagram announcement that basketball player Jaz Shelley has signed with the NBL1 North Bears team.

Instagram announcement that basketball player Jaz Shelley has signed with the NBL1 North Bears team.

Welcome back to Australia, @lachyheel.bsky.social. Did you see this from several days ago?!

06.03.2026 20:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Good morning all. A very orange start to the day in Cammeraygal Country-Sydney today. Also, a very moist start to the day - 89% humidity! ๐Ÿฅฒ Happy แ€…แ€”แ€ฑแ€”แ€ฑแ€ท to you all.

06.03.2026 20:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Night all.

06.03.2026 10:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Radio is a fading medium. This will do nothing for their long term career prospects. Jackie is rich enough if she has been sensible with her money (probably not lol).

06.03.2026 10:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My favourite part of the Kyle-Jackie O discourse are the people who have never listened to them and think Jackie O is a victim. I listened to them in the late 90s and she is complicit with his nonsense since then.

06.03.2026 10:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 13 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yes. It will go fine and good content will be produced.

06.03.2026 09:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

lol you get this nonsense if you sign up people to multi-million dollar contracts.

06.03.2026 09:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

84% humidity?! This rain needs to arrive soon.

06.03.2026 09:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Maybe you should tell people your age to reconnect with reality. Nah, just complain about younger people instead because youโ€™re a lazy cunt.

06.03.2026 09:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

People who think Boomer is a slur when you point out *certain* cohorts of older people have bad ideas ๐Ÿ™„

06.03.2026 09:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Very pleasant evening out. Itโ€™s time for air conditioning!

06.03.2026 09:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0