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Flappy Daleks

The US capture of Maduro is illegal. It also makes us look even more spectacularly incompetent.

Can you imagine any other US president meeting an international leader at their place of personal business? Madness, profiteering madness.

You forgot the part where the rest of the world spends time working on themselves after spending the holidays in a small town where everyone cares about each other. Credits roll as the bad boyfriend cries outside because he's made bad choices and nobody invites him for tea.

Vietnam, Emus, who's keeping score

The World Cup draw is the biggest "could have been an email" event in the world.

The front bench is just the PM's top MySpace friends. #auspol

#TeamNorway #Nobel

I think Trump thinks autism is a country.

"We're gonna beat Autism. They treat Trump very unfair. They don't pay their share to NATO. The Autistic people are great but their President doesn't return my calls. They're in for a big surprise if they keep this up."

The oddest part of Trump's wild view here is the mental gymnastics required to think a person, having escaped an insane asylum would be trying to get into another one.

At this point the USA is like a teenage drunk. Just needs to vomit up the fascism so they can get it out of their system and realise they've made some poor choices in the morning. We can't promise we won't tell their mum though.

Just getting silly, I've committed to going to a Halloween party myself now. The aleague only has themselves to blame if they miss out on my obviously meaningful and highly valued attendance.

From the outbreak in 41 AC to the final peace in 61 AC, it took about 20 years of conflict, bloodshed, and negotiation before the Targaryens fully curtailed the Faith Militant.

Look I'm no social butterfly but I do have a neurodivergent need to have my schedule planned and where's the fixtures at @aleague.bsky.social?

Trump finally learnt that Alaska is in the US?

Kristi Noem's #Southpark complaints show she's thin skinned about botox but oddly accepting of being portrayed as an unhinged serial puppy murderer.

Imagine for a second #VicPol used their resources on the Nazis in Melbourne last night instead of terrorising #Aleague football fans on Swan Street.

Be a real shame if somebody happened to be taking casual holiday snaps of people getting off the train in Bacchus Marsh.

I challenge anyone who thinks society wouldn't immediately crumble at the onset of the apocalypse to observe the insatiable hunger for the available seat on a peak hour train carriage.

🇺🇸 Chicago Fire fans turned their backs on the pitch during today's match against San Diego FC, a protest against the club, which ejected three fans from the stadium for displaying an anti-ICE banner.

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My parade sucks cos Ukrainians blew up all my tanks. What's Donald's excuse?

Watch as this LAPD cop takes deliberate aim at an Australian reporter, then shoots her at close range. I would fire the police chief over this. Inexcusable thuggery.

The real question is whether all 700 were in the one raincoat.

#VicPol ruining what should be an amazing aleague grand final in Melbourne for their #murdoch bosses.

My mate's dad is waiting for us at the Corner hotel, but millions of cops in the way won't let us through. What is this @aleague.bsky.social?

Tonight we shall feast on potato in many forms, hoping that by consuming the flesh of thine enemy, he is vanquished for good.

#auspol #australiadecides

Exactly, not all Jews are responsible for the actions of Netanyahu, and neither are citizens of Israel. However there are people even in this thread throwing around references to Zionists and killing children, so maybe the Greens failing to call out that difference is the real issue.

Dutton calls Elon an "evil genius". LNP now only half right. #auspol

Politican in supermarket

Can you point me to the $4 carton of eggs that's this big?

#auspol
#leadersdebate