Yakhunt

Why are all their friends dead though, did a Spoons burn down?

My prostate thanks me daily

I can barely wipe my arse at that time of day

Those Flash adverts, what sort of madman cleans their bathroom and / or kitchen, before going to work?

Keeping it at 10psi now, until I do the VVT engine build

Tux are top tier though

Maybe

The spiderman pointing gif was right there, amateur

I'm stunned that you can be a cat lover and yet so vile.

Ah, the old and more gentle internet days. We need more Weebl and pies

I'll adopt your badger in a minute, you scouse tart.

There is no need to be nasty, Daniel, you piece of shit.

Her, the fat nacker.

You've never tried pushing a finger into a cat, I know this because you still have a face.

It's like going to the Isle of Wight, the fop haired antipodean arse

10 Lambert and Butler and some King skins, cheers

Giro Day

The world is burning, but my cat's not arsed.

Wanker

Trump accuses Starmer of seeking to 'join wars after we've already won' and says UK aircraft carriers not needed - follow live Meanwhile, Iran continues attacks on Gulf states as UAE officials say a Dubai resident has been killed by falling shrapnel.

*World War II has entered the chat*

You were a Nazi?

Gentle cupping until after the surgery

My lung collapsed in Salisbury, twice

Whitebait is fine, mussels though, used to love them, then one turned me inside out, hell of a night

And a cunt in the pub was shocked when I attacked him for saying I was a champagne socialist.

Pack of 30, dog shit and bus tickets

Character building

Scraping through ashtrays. At least we were young.

They're going to cut bits off and stick them to my chest wall, sounds like a fun few days