George Wright

A digitally altered image depicts Marco Rubio seated on a gold ornate sofa. He is wearing elaborate golden jewelry including a breastplate, armbands, a necklace, and a nose ring, resembling ancient royalty. Rubio is bald and looking forward with his hands clasped. Men in dark suits are partially visible on either side of him and in the background, suggesting a formal event. The image is satirical in nature.

Marco Rubio as designated King of Persia by the First Felon of the United States.

Does it really matter? The point I was making was that the uniform badges are bogus.

I'm 81, and I wish that were true. (Deliberate use of subjunctive.)

What I meant was that the image, surely AI-generated, has bogus cap devices and chest devices. None is a regulation U.S. uniform device.

Judging by the uniform badges, they're not serving in U.S. forces.

I flew an aircraft into the ground at 500 knots.

Too many ignored the warning signs, so now we're here.

A horror book cover illustration shows a woman leaning over a grave. She wears a mustard-colored shirt and is reaching forward with both hands, looking distressed. Below her, filling the lower half of the image, is a pile of human skulls and bones. Behind her, a graveyard is visible, with stone crosses, statues of angels, and dark, bare trees. The overall tone is dark and unsettling, with a focus on death and the macabre.

Pulp magazine vignette of FFOTUS chaos. The woman represents independent media seeking to excavate the truth, but the First Felon of the United States and Cover-Up General Frau Blondi will bury it again. The Epstein files remain unreleased.

An X-rated movie about the First Felon of the United States? Not for me.

A vibrant pulp magazine cover depicts a chaotic circus scene. A woman in a red leotard is suspended upside down, seemingly falling but with a noose around her neck, with acrobats performing above her. Below, a ringmaster cracks a whip near a tiger and other performers, while showgirls in sparkly costumes pose. A shadowy figure resembling a sinister ringmaster looms in the background. The overall style is dynamic and colorful, with a sense of both excitement and underlying menace.

Pulp magazine vignette of FFOTUS chaos. Acrobats representing public health fall while RatFucK jr. cracks the whip. Elect a clown like the First Felon of the United States and expect a chaotic circus.

Two more and he's an ace! Winning!!

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Shifting rationale for the Iran war? George Carlin explains that it's all about dick length: www.youtube.com/watch?v=CTvA...

According to posts from @brucewilson.bsky.social, Iran has partially blinded key radar for missile defense. Consider the commodore of the carrier task group over there, or the CO of the carrier. They now know those expensive ordnance magnets are much more vulnerable than they were hoping.

Don't know who Bob is, but I enjoy your mad AI image skilz.

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You could be right! Here's what George Carlin has to say: www.youtube.com/watch?v=CTvA...

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It's about dick length. George Carlin explains it all: www.youtube.com/watch?v=CTvA...

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WRONG! As George Carlin explains, it's all about dick length: www.youtube.com/watch?v=CTvA...

Whiskey Pete must have read today's dongsteen before his press conference, "Your dick’s dream for you is that you will be strong and do mighty exploits. No more living intimidated and saying, 'I can’t do it. It’s too big.' When you know who you are, when you know your dick, you won’t run from the giant, you’ll run to the giant. Your dick didn’t say you’d just do exploits; He says mighty exploits. You can’t do this just in your power, your ability. Your Most High Dick will back you up. Sometimes He’ll let the odds be against you in a great way so it will be a mighty exploit. Do you realize that you were created in the image of Almighty Dick? When He made you, He put a part of Himself in you. Because of that you are powerful. You are anointed. You are favored. You are blessed. You’re a mighty warrior. You’re full of can-do power. His favor surrounds you like a shield."

Carlin's clip inspired this post to my sibs' text thread this morning. See the ALT text. The text mimics somebody who used to post on X under the handle "Joel Dongsteen." The posts were from Joel Osteen with "your dick" substituted for "God."

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Just checked the comments, and nobody has posted this yet? George Carlin explains it all for us: www.youtube.com/watch?v=CTvA...

That's all very well, but have these products been endorsed by RatFucK Jr.?

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The key metric is dick length. George Carlin explains it all to us: www.youtube.com/watch?v=CTvA...

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it's all about dick size. George Carlin explains it all for us: www.youtube.com/watch?v=CTvA...

Same, but hold the tonic.

Now that's some Big Dick Energy right there!

XRNOH branches out from books, movies, and comics to questionable dietary supplements.

A dramatic pulp magazine cover illustration shows a large werewolf looming over a woman in a red dress. The werewolf has a snarling face, pointed ears, and massive claws gripping the woman's clothing. She is falling backwards, eyes closed in fear. Below them, a crowd of villagers with torches and pitchforks are advancing, silhouetted against a bright moon and dark, bare trees. The scene is rendered in vivid blues, reds, and yellows, with a strong sense of motion and danger.

Pulp magazine vignette of FFOTUS chaos. Metaphors: The rule of law is helpless against the First Felon of the United States, transformed into an avatar of revenge. Cover-Up General Frau Blondi fans the flames. The citizens wielding torches are no match.

Iran war explainer