Running for Congress on a platform of sneaking into Polymarket HQ and unplugging all their stuff. Overflow crowds at a local Knights of Columbus hall roar with delight as I promise to pour Florida's Natural Grapefruit Juice (with pulp) into the USB-C port of every computer in the damn place.
"I feel liberated," said a top banker. "We can say 'retard' and 'pussy' withtout the fear of getting cancelled... its a new dawn"
We should never ever forget why they did it
Love 230am when despite trying to sleep my brain wants to yell at me about my problems
FT EXCLUSIVE: The Gulf governments are talking about declaring force majeure on the full gamut of contracts because they say they're short of cash. This could wreak some global havoc and slash investment in the US from regional sovereign wealth firms.
This is like blatantly not real. It's an 11.7m wingspan aircraft, which would put the resolution well below 10cm
The haters said I couldn’t do it. And despite being proven wrong they doggedly persist in their belief. Honestly kinda annoying
Retail private credit is an unsolvable problem ft.trib.al/E47DI6G | opinion
I’m sure if Biden posted late one Sat night that he wanted the governor of Louisiana to rush a hospital ship to Greenland for a serious medical emergency in their populace at a time when we had no hospital ships available and there was no emergency the media would also ignore it.
Negotiating with who, the United States blew up most of the Iranian leadership besides the president (who has so little power….)
That’s the conspiracy theory people are alleging, yes
Keith this hurts me 😭
Eg bsky.app/profile/sky....
Keith is joking but people are doing this unironically in my mentions for the last 2 days
My version of this is that numbers fuck team is fine when evidence based is a sufficient condition, but when it becomes a necessary condition for policy, it becomes a hindrance
The portion of dem opposition to Mamdani that wasn't entirely racist came from this. This was about 30% of the dem opposition to Mamdani
"wendys ceo joins viral taste test trend" thats awesome. next lets get hari kari trending
Iran hits Amazon data centres in jolt to Gulf AI drive ft.trib.al/OANrek0
morbidly curious about which wars of the past were "politically correct"
Threads thread: thriller_instinct 3d Is it okay to bully 40 and 50 year olds who are on social media just for being on it, cuz like why are you here - 254 Q 3.1K G 28 746 corporateash 18h ••• My ICQ UIN is 7231680. That number is burned into my consciousness. I inadvertently learned that you could see private conversations in public chat rooms when using Telnet instead of a browser on GeoCities. I can tell you the difference in audible dial-up handshakes between 1200, 2400, 14.4 kbps modems. I needed a edu email address to join Facebook after my university was admitted. We were here at the beginning. We made social media. You wouldn't be in my Top 8. I have usernames older than you. 852 Q62 G6 72
“I have usernames older than you.”.
Holy shit
“.. Asked whether Americans should be worried about retaliatory attacks at home, Trump acknowledges the possibility. ‘I guess,’ he says. .. ‘Like I said, some people will die. When you go to war, some people will die.”
@time.com
time.com/7382697/trum...
Justice Department publishes documents with sexual assault allegations against Trump
from da airplaine cocaine
main gain of Markwayne's reign: one stained fuckplane
my sister's cat visibly pouting
"mother why"
the dril "so you prosecute jared fogle" tweet, edited to read "so u persecute james talarico just because he is a gooner? do tell. (gen z gets mad at me) sorry. im sorry. i'm trying to delete it
![Senate Republicans
@NRSC
Meet "faith-forward" James Talarico.
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they're trying so hard
i'd trust that guy. he's wearing a suit! the other guy isn't and has long hair!! this is all gonna be fine.
>they have a moral obligation to use that small influence in a responsible way
my brother, this is a war
My sister’s cat lying on her bed looking forlorn
Y’all wanna see this picture of my sister’s cat who is so mad because her life is just awful (she didn’t get as many treats as she wanted today)
