<Joey> gorgo: *lol*
<gorgo> joey: what's so funny? :)
<Culus> shh, joey is losing all sanity from lack of sleep
<Culus> 'yes joey, very funny'
<Culus> Humor him :>
-- Seen on #Debian
[debian/62]
Write yourself a threatening letter and pen a defiant reply.
[fortunes/203]
To be intoxicated is to feel sophisticated but not be able to say it.
[drugs/178]
It's lucky you're going so slowly, because you're going in the wrong direction.
[fortunes/127]
To err is human,
To purr feline.
-- Robert Byrne
[pets/46]
It is often the case that the man who can't tell a lie thinks he is the best
judge of one.
-- Mark Twain, "Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar"
[literature/108]
Death is God's way of telling you not to be such a wise guy.
[wisdom/46]
Raising pet electric eels is gaining a lot of current popularity.
[pets/36]
The only time a dog gets complimented is when he doesn't do anything.
-- C. Schulz
[pets/43]
The less time planning, the more time programming.
[computers/745]
Anything that is good and useful is made of chocolate.
[food/12]
<SomeLamer> what's the difference between chattr and chmod?
<SomeGuru> SomeLamer: man chattr > 1; man chmod > 2; diff -u 1 2 | less
-- Seen on #linux on irc
[linux/171]
... A booming voice says, "Wrong, cretin!", and you notice that you
have turned into a pile of dust.
[computers/5]
The Assassin moved quietly from roof to roof until he was well away from
the excitement around the Watch House. His movements could be called
cat-like, except that he did not stop to spray urine up against things.
-- Terry Pratchett, "Night Watch"
[pratchett/1]
semper en excretus
[translate-me/8]
There is perhaps in every thing of any consequence, secret history, which
it would be amusing to know, could we have it authentically communicated.
-- James Boswell
[politics/570]
Alex Buell:
Or how about a Penguin logo painted in really really trippy
colours, and emblazoned with the word LSD. :o)
Geert Uytterhoeven:
We already had that one, but unfortunately Russell King fixed that nasty
palette bug in drivers/video/fbcon.c :-)
-- linux-kernel
[linux/305]
Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance.
-- Sam Brown, "The Washington Post", January 26, 1977
[news/32]
FLASH!
Intelligence of mankind decreasing.
Details at ... uh, when the little hand is on the ....
[news/18]
He hated being thought of as one of those people that wore stupid
ornamental armour. It was gilt by association.
-- Terry Pratchett, "Night Watch"
[pratchett/0]
THIS IS PLEDGE WEEK FOR THE FORTUNE PROGRAM
If you like the fortune program, why not support it now with your
contribution of a pithy fortunes, clean or obscene? We cannot continue
without your support. Less than 14
[goedel/45]
You will soon meet a person who will play an important role in your life.
[fortunes/365]
Houdini escaping from New Jersey!
Film at eleven.
[ethnic/43]
We do not colonize. We conquer. We rule. There is no other way for us.
-- Rojan, "By Any Other Name", stardate 4657.5
[startrek/189]
Due to lack of disk space, this fortune database has been discontinued.
[computers/246]
<|ryan|> I don't use deb
<netgod> u poor man
<Disconnect> netgod: heh
<Kingsqueak> apt-get install task-p0rn
[debian/60]
Smoking is the leading cause of statistics.
[paradoxum/27]
I smell a wumpus.
[miscellaneous/217]
Who needs friends when you can sit alone in your room and drink?
[drugs/193]
Long life is in store for you.
[fortunes/139]
