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Kristian Nygård

@optipess

Creator of Optipess www.optipess.com www.patreon.com/optipess

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Posts 02.10.2023
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Latest posts by Kristian Nygård @optipess

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New Optipess comic!
”Captain Untouchable”

02.03.2026 16:51 👍 15 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0
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An older comic, somehow relevant again. ✅

03.01.2026 12:53 👍 25 🔁 6 💬 0 📌 0
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It’s been four years since the last time, time to clean your filthy af apartment again.

19.02.2026 18:16 👍 18 🔁 5 💬 0 📌 0
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New Optipess comic!
"How to Hide a Body"

28.01.2026 17:33 👍 8 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0
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New Optipess comic!
"Workout Motivation"

14.04.2025 16:44 👍 26 🔁 6 💬 0 📌 3
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An older comic, somehow relevant again. ✅

03.01.2026 12:53 👍 25 🔁 6 💬 0 📌 0
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His shift has ended

25.12.2025 15:30 👍 15 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
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Happy Christmas, dear reader!

24.12.2025 13:23 👍 19 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0

Finished Routine - and yes, the 13 year long wait was worth it! What an amazing horror experience. Loved every second of being completely terrified on the moon.

07.12.2025 17:20 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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ROUTINE is officially out, and the team at Lunar Software has shared a new devblog exploring the game’s journey.

Complete with a full timeline and a special message for players: store.steampowered.com/news/app/606...

04.12.2025 16:21 👍 64 🔁 24 💬 1 📌 3
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New Optipess comic!
"Everyone"
www.patreon.com/optipess

17.11.2025 17:21 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

True, that’s why I’m hoping for an announcement for Orange Box 2 instead. 🤓

14.11.2025 12:35 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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There are crazy rumors floating around about Half Life 3 getting announced soon, maybe sometime next week… 🤔 Until then, this comic from 10 years ago still holds true!

14.11.2025 09:05 👍 13 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

After watching the first two episodes of Pluribus I am now fully prepared to let this show become my entire identity for the next few months.

09.11.2025 19:14 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Frankenstein (2025)
Dir: Guillermo del Toro

09.11.2025 15:32 👍 22 🔁 8 💬 0 📌 1
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Happy Halloween, dear reader!

31.10.2025 16:55 👍 113 🔁 20 💬 1 📌 1

Retro-futuristic survival horror with VHS aesthetics is my very specific favorite genre of video games. 😭

30.10.2025 20:21 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Optipess Archive Dive!
Here's a comic about finding your ghoulmate. 🩵

22.10.2025 16:22 👍 18 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0
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New Optipess comic!
"The Whale Truth"

13.10.2025 16:10 👍 12 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0
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It’s still Monday the 13th, right?

13.01.2025 22:57 👍 22 🔁 4 💬 1 📌 0
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#WorldMentalHealthDay

10.10.2025 16:59 👍 37 🔁 6 💬 0 📌 1

(Reposted hopefully without typos this time.)

03.09.2025 17:26 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1
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New Optipess comic!
"Schrödinger's Pardon"

03.09.2025 17:25 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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New Optipess comic!
"Schrödinger's Pardon"
www.patreon.com/optipess

01.09.2025 16:08 👍 7 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Apologies to all my billionaire followers on Facebook I’ve clearly offended with this comic.

21.08.2025 09:39 👍 12 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0
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New Optipess comic!
"Billionaire Afterlife"

11.08.2025 16:22 👍 18 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 2

Awesome game, awesome soundtrack!

11.08.2025 16:21 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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New Optipess comic!
"Exposition Torture"

21.07.2025 15:54 👍 34 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 2
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New Optipess comic!
"Seeing Red"
www.patreon.com/optipess

16.06.2025 17:03 👍 45 🔁 7 💬 1 📌 1
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New Optipess comic!
"Seeing Red"
www.patreon.com/optipess

16.06.2025 17:03 👍 45 🔁 7 💬 1 📌 1