I voted!
21.01.2026 22:40
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And here's the bigger picture:
"To pop, or not to pop, that is the question: whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer the hills and valleys of outrageous widths, or to take arms against a stretch of length. And by highs grant them." -DerpWolf
21.06.2025 15:54
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Woohoo!!! Dankjewel!!! 🥳🥰🐾
19.06.2025 11:50
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Thank you!!! 🥳🥰🐾
19.06.2025 11:49
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Woohoo!!! Thank you!!! 🥳🤗🐾
19.06.2025 11:11
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Thank you!!! Awooo!!! 🥰🥳🐾
19.06.2025 10:16
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Thank you!!! 🥰
19.06.2025 06:48
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Woops. It's my BD. You have like 3 minutes to wish me a HBD. :p
18.06.2025 21:57
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It's Monday.
16.06.2025 09:51
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Getting it wet before it gets inserted. Can you take the knot? It's quite the width though. And as soon as it slips in I'll just lay on your back for a while.
14.06.2025 14:00
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Looking right into my goal... uh no... role?...pole?... uh no that's not it either... sole? Hmmm maybe?! Hole? *giggles* Ah! Soul! Looking right into my soul! *blank derp stare*
11.06.2025 10:50
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It's going to be a quicky I said. 😈
06.05.2025 22:08
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Awrooo!!!
26.04.2025 17:11
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Woof!
26.04.2025 13:52
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I'll put it on an inflatable phone-holder-dick-o-matic for selfies.
23.04.2025 09:36
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It's important to show both sniff pit areas too!
23.04.2025 09:12
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Maybe you're wearing your jockstrap wrong too then :p
22.04.2025 14:06
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Thank you! Feels much better now. Much excite!
22.04.2025 14:06
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Apparently I have been wearing my jockstrap wrong these past few days. Is this how you do it? It smells a little bit though.
22.04.2025 13:17
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It's just a bed. ;)
12.04.2025 18:37
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Yay! Cuddle time!
12.04.2025 18:30
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I was listening to random songs and heard one that I faintly recognise but couldn't place. 🤔Started listening it over and over again. I know for sure I know it from something! Gave up and moved on. Few weeks later I heard it again. Why do I know this song!? And then I remembered. It was from porn. 🫣
12.04.2025 15:31
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Ugh... dried jizz on the hairs on my legs pulling like glue.
05.04.2025 20:40
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"If I hide in this cloud I'm sure nobody will see me." -DerpWolf
05.04.2025 17:50
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TGIFF... It's "Thank god it's fucking friday!" Not "Thank god it's Fisting Friday!" You and your dirty mind. Leave those dirty thoughts to me! 😈
28.03.2025 20:42
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Still doesn't explain why it's not being used on a cage or a chain. 😜
Anyway I bet the drawer smells nice. 🤤 unless it became a bit funky. 🤭
28.03.2025 12:17
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*takes notes* 😏
But why isn't this lock locking something? Hmmmm? 🧐
28.03.2025 12:07
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Ooooh! Gladly. Although be prepared for a sleeping wolf when he's too comfy. 😁
26.03.2025 01:13
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