I am still Bertrand.

Comic. [Person with microphone in front of three people standing behind their own desks with drawers and a round box on top. The boxes of the first and last are shaking with their lids slightly raised.] PERSON WITH MIC: And now, for the final round, you have each been given a skunk with a hangover and chewing gum stuck to its fur. You have 30 minutes. Good luck. [caption] The Home Remedy World Championships

Home Remedies

xkcd.com/3217/

So the shoegate I understand it is this:

1. Trump equals shoe size to dick size
2. Trump asks Rubio, Hegseth and the rest of the ilk about their shoe size.
3. They all yell, like 10, 11, big, huge.
4. Trump buys those for them, and they shamble around in shoes twice their size.

I more meant the device ;)

What is this? I am intrigued

Oregon lawmakers seek to shine a light on balcony solar, but safety issues linger House Bill 4080 would create a blueprint for balcony solar in Oregon, at a time when people are already installing these systems.

Europe has been doing this for years. The "safety" concerns are ridiculous. Pass the bill.

www.opb.org/article/2026...

‘Titanic’ twist: Mystery artists install shocking Trump–Epstein statue on Washington’s National Mall A nearly 12-foot satirical statue of Donald Trump and Jeffrey Epstein recreating the famous “Titanic” pose appeared on Washington’s National Mall. The installation by anonymous artists sparked crowds ...

www.wionews.com/photos/-tita...

They attempted to occupy Minnesota in the winter.

I was in a 2 hour briefing today on the Iran War. All the briefings are closed, because Trump can't defend this war in public.

I obviously can't disclose classified info, but you deserve to know how incoherent and incomplete these war plans are.

1/ Here's what I can share:

check on your local kobe stan and make sure they’re feeling awful today

Shot of a TV screen that says "rip city season ticket member of the game Andrew Tinker 22 years Favorite Blazer game moment The season leading up to the 2019 western conference finals" with a picture of a guy with his arms folded standing at the top corner of a basketball arena with the seats and court behind him and a bald head with longish hair around the sides

#1 Fan sighting!! #RCTID

Gotta eat.

That does sound like a guy who would write a 15 book series...

This is hilarious.

Also, completely enraging.

Since I wasn’t clear in my last post, lemme try again:

WOW. A democrat got enough votes to force a runoff in this very red district. That it’s even close is bananas. This is MTGs old seat.

Is there a bi of hormuz

Idiot plot

worth remembering, David Lynch directed “fix your hearts or die” specifically at transphobes. it wasn’t a generic “no mean people allowed” statement, it was said by his Twin Peaks character in defense of a trans woman he cared for and deeply respected.

? I'm not sure I follow. Generally it's backend work, but some network admin and coding verification (not SE level)

Any of my mutuals interested in a support engineer role? My company is hiring a couple more. Hit me up for details.

Yes, hello, is that God? Yeah, hi. I have a complaint. You gave me this brain that’s designed for finding berries and avoiding lions and now people are ‘just circling back’ to see if we can ‘move the needle’ on ‘key initiatives’? NONE of those things are berries.

Mine is too steep to walk on so I always struggle with the tippy top

Most accurate portrait of modern culture currently available

Do you use the powder or liquid stuff?

don’t do drugs (without me)

"Hairy Creature"

Every runner he coaches will hear about this forever.

let’s state this correctly:

donald trump hasn’t been formally charged in the rape of a 13 year old child.

Social media clout is Serious Business™

holy shit

The DOJ released evidence, which the FBI deemed credible, that the President of the United States sexually and physically assaulted a 13 year old girl AND she was afraid to talk about it because Trump would kill her—and it’s somehow not the biggest scandal in American history?