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Two photos. One shows Kristi Noem in a construction worker's outfit. The other shows her in a police officer outfit.

Two photos. One shows Kristi Noem in a nurse's outfit. The other shows her in an electrical worker's outfit.

Two photos. One shows Kristi Noem in a military outfit while riding aboat. The other shows her in a firefighter's outfit using a firehose.

Two photos. One shows Kristi Noem in a Westernwear outfit. The other shows her in a police officer's outfit.

good news. kristi noem has already found eight new jobs

Polly preventing me from using my laptop

When the activity requires zero cats

Mads Mikkelson on a press tour for Rogue One. He says "I was the bitch," referring to his character in the music video for Bitch Better Have My Money. The reporter responds, "Really?!"

I was the one holding the TRAINS sign

People positioned with signs in front of train platform cameras to create "run more trains" on the top row and "commuters take action" on the bottom row

Throwback

Many people are saying

James will accept you even if you're a fuckin loser

Hell, come if you're not cool too. We'll balance you out

Come to this if you're cool

The meme has been marinating all these years, waiting for exactly this

I heard the game with the woman and her kid & baby freezing in the ruined shack will be a timed exclusive

yes

but not a bimbo

Noem is gone, but DHS remains a weapon to be pointed at all those who resist the authoritarians in office.

It was the same funding bill the Republicans already put on the floor, so it deserved the same vote the second time around: HELL NO. Funding DHS is funding our own destruction.

Markwayne Mullin is the most “defensive coordinator the whole team hates” option we have

Kristi Noem's "Open to Work" LinkedIn Profile

These days when I wonder if a celebrity is married I go to their wikipedia instead of googling "is ___ married?" bc I don't want the bots to think I'm delusional

I hate that you're right

Almost St Paddy’s Day ☘️
So gather round kids to hear the tale of slain cyclist Tommy McBride 🚲 #bikechi

kill the imposter syndrome in you head because not only is there someone out there doing it worse than you, they're also using chat gpt to do it

Anyways.

Polymarket to allow bets on the name of the new terrorist organization spawned by the war in Iran.

free idea for anyone who wants to run for mayor: policy proposals pegged to Chicago turning 200 in 2037. "Chicago200". like 200 new miles of protected bike lanes. 200 new public bathrooms. 2000 new bus shelters.

I go sicko mode when hosting trivia gives me opportunities to sing and pronounce things in French

Fake news

There are three state level candidates sponsored by DraftKings - Jaime Andrade, Adam Braun, and Sara Feigenholtz - and all three have either no showed or won't agree to a debate.

A pattern emerges.

We're 3 days away from a Tom of Finland-style illustration on an Adam Braun mailer

There's another one
bsky.app/profile/regi...

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Themwich

Mostly little kids 😢