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Christopher Ambler. I help run a domain registrar. Worldcon nerd crew. Seattleite. Burner. Likes progressive rock. Hates kale. Has correct use of a semicolon in my dating profile. My cat thinks I’m cool. https://bit.parts

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But BROWN SUIT!!!

08.03.2026 00:02 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

But BROWN SUIT!!!

08.03.2026 00:01 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

But BROWN SUIT!!!

07.03.2026 23:59 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

They expected it. They planned on it. It benefits Russia and Saudi Arabia who produce the same sour crude that Venezuela and Iran do.

Or more accurately, did.

Who buys it? China.

07.03.2026 05:37 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Secretary of what?

04.03.2026 21:32 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I’m confused. I thought he was the Secretary of War now. This spokesperson needs to get her terms straight.

04.03.2026 21:29 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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#Politics has really gone to #shit.

04.03.2026 05:57 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I am the Guardian of Forever.

04.03.2026 04:44 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I am the Guardian of Forever.

04.03.2026 04:44 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I endorse targeted laziness. Carry on with my valuable blessing.

03.03.2026 23:49 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

No way to limit it?

03.03.2026 23:29 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

An LLM with RAG. But that's advanced voodoo. :-)

01.03.2026 00:55 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I do the same. Except my company knows and is okay with it because I am more productive when I do. It really focuses me to change the scene now and again.

01.03.2026 00:28 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Looks like OpenAI just swept in to take the contract.

28.02.2026 04:12 👍 14 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0

What’s the best gift you ever gave someone (in your opinion, not necessarily theirs)?

26.02.2026 16:14 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 1

Come visit me in Seattle. You’ll feel right at home 8 months out of the year.

26.02.2026 16:12 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Every few years I find a therapeutic dose of MDMA resets me for another few years.

26.02.2026 05:36 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Me?!

25.02.2026 15:40 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

“MEOW!!! Feed me!!!!”

— Husband

25.02.2026 05:25 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

#unpopular #opinion

24.02.2026 03:28 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Estimates show the average American family paid $1701 in tariffs.

I hereby coin the term “Enterprise Refund.”

22.02.2026 17:34 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Coily by Ozric Tentacles.

21.02.2026 07:10 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

You sure? The weather still sucks and it’s kinda boring right now. 😜

21.02.2026 05:54 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I live in the past!

20.02.2026 15:03 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

That’s just bunk.

20.02.2026 03:07 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It just occurred to me. Our current administration is what happened after the Enterprise left in the TOS episode “A Piece of the Action.”

#trek

19.02.2026 19:31 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

This is the correct observation.

19.02.2026 02:27 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I sent that check back, because it didn't come with the bottle of hydrocodone. I only accept payment for the stuff that makes my back feel better ;)

18.02.2026 06:59 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Sure, but the post does demonstrate that you would do okay in the Math Olympics.

Did you participate in high school?

18.02.2026 02:31 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

“What is ‘discovery,’ Alex?

18.02.2026 02:21 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0