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Queer 🌈 / Poly πŸ’— / Probably hungry πŸ• ⚠️NSFW Content Ahead⚠️ Just a easygoing fag looking for a place to be an online exhibitionist. Come for the nudes, stay for the dad jokes. Let's play with our Master Swords? ⚧️ He/Any

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Yes I very much should have specified "men in the US" cuz this is spot on

07.03.2026 03:15 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

So sorry to see this πŸ«‚πŸ«‚πŸ«‚

07.03.2026 03:12 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I feel so so bad for straight men and their lack of intimacy.

I'm out to dinner and there's a table of them across the way and they keep greeting each other with fist bumps

🀜πŸ’₯πŸ€›

07.03.2026 03:04 πŸ‘ 25 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

At a matinee showing of "Wuthering Heights" and it's me and 6 old ladies.

(So 7 old ladies total)

06.03.2026 20:52 πŸ‘ 32 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

🫠😍

06.03.2026 19:27 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Stoppppp πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

06.03.2026 03:31 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Yes x 2

06.03.2026 01:09 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Straight? Straight to HR! 😀

Such a cute shirt.

06.03.2026 01:08 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

βœ…

06.03.2026 00:12 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah I think it works πŸ˜‰

05.03.2026 23:26 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
A picture of a naked torso. There are hands near the crotch with nails that have been painted a dark green. The hands are framing a soft intact penis.

A picture of a naked torso. There are hands near the crotch with nails that have been painted a dark green. The hands are framing a soft intact penis.

Trying to figure out how to show off today's manicure πŸ’…πŸΌ

05.03.2026 23:23 πŸ‘ 78 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 0

My partner just showed me these and I'm so excited to try them.

05.03.2026 22:14 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Is anyone else very particular about music tempo as they run on a treadmill?

I find that I need to listen to something around 180 bpm to match my typical cadence otherwise my brain short circuits and I get way more fatigued trying to match a different BPM.

Thankful for my 180 bpm playlist. πŸ™‚β€β†•οΈ

05.03.2026 20:43 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh that's so cute πŸ₯°

05.03.2026 06:27 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Boooo 😒 sorry to see this. I hope you heal up quickly πŸ«‚

Also before I fixed it, the last sentence autocorrected to "I hope youre heels up quickly" and I hope that's also true. 😩

05.03.2026 06:26 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I would come read with you πŸ₯Ή

05.03.2026 06:18 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It's a sign for you to find one πŸͺ§

05.03.2026 06:18 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm so excited, lol

05.03.2026 02:13 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm attending a "Silent Book Club" at a local brewery this evening.

You show up with whatever book you're reading, chat with some folks, but then spend some quiet time reading your own books, chat a little bit at the end, then go home.

As an introvert, this is the perfect way to be social.

05.03.2026 02:09 πŸ‘ 63 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 12 πŸ“Œ 0

For when you're hungry after watching the AK-wielding bald eagle win the NASCAR race.

05.03.2026 01:39 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Glad it went well! πŸ«‚ Such a cutie, even post-surgery πŸ₯Ή

05.03.2026 01:33 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Also it turns out a fresh strawberry vinaigrette is super easy to make.

05.03.2026 01:19 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm going to get my nails done tomorrow as my lil' treat / self care

05.03.2026 00:28 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Please come over.

I'm cooking shirtless, so you get dinner and a show.

05.03.2026 00:26 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm using jalapenos kettle chips as breadcrumbs for my chicken thighs and you can't stop me. 😀

05.03.2026 00:20 πŸ‘ 32 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0

The fact that they KEEP PULLING even after they shout about his hand/arm is so fucking wild.

05.03.2026 00:14 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This is soup on a bun.

04.03.2026 21:24 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I have much to contribute to this memoir.

04.03.2026 20:11 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I think sluttier requires some outside assistance that I am very much willing to provide. πŸ₯Ή

04.03.2026 20:09 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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A screenshot saying that a post was marked as being written in Amharic.

You're always welcome 😘

Also what is happening here? Lol πŸ‘‡πŸΌ

04.03.2026 04:18 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0