'stache 'n sniff

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Ya know, I think it works 🥰

A person standing in a white tank top and jeans, they are holding a pencil and tape measure in their left hand. Behind them are cedar planks Their penis is sticking out of a hole in their pocket

Handling some wood this afternoon ✏️📐

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I'm surprised Prudence didn't touch on this.

Oh this sounds so cozy

😂

Yes I very much should have specified "men in the US" cuz this is spot on

So sorry to see this 🫂🫂🫂

I feel so so bad for straight men and their lack of intimacy.

I'm out to dinner and there's a table of them across the way and they keep greeting each other with fist bumps

🤜💥🤛

At a matinee showing of "Wuthering Heights" and it's me and 6 old ladies.

(So 7 old ladies total)

🫠😍

Stoppppp 😂😂😂😂

Yes x 2

Straight? Straight to HR! 😤

Such a cute shirt.

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Yeah I think it works 😉

A picture of a naked torso. There are hands near the crotch with nails that have been painted a dark green. The hands are framing a soft intact penis.

Trying to figure out how to show off today's manicure 💅🏼

My partner just showed me these and I'm so excited to try them.

Is anyone else very particular about music tempo as they run on a treadmill?

I find that I need to listen to something around 180 bpm to match my typical cadence otherwise my brain short circuits and I get way more fatigued trying to match a different BPM.

Thankful for my 180 bpm playlist. 🙂‍↕️

Oh that's so cute 🥰

Boooo 😢 sorry to see this. I hope you heal up quickly 🫂

Also before I fixed it, the last sentence autocorrected to "I hope youre heels up quickly" and I hope that's also true. 😩

I would come read with you 🥹

It's a sign for you to find one 🪧

I'm so excited, lol

I'm attending a "Silent Book Club" at a local brewery this evening.

You show up with whatever book you're reading, chat with some folks, but then spend some quiet time reading your own books, chat a little bit at the end, then go home.

As an introvert, this is the perfect way to be social.

For when you're hungry after watching the AK-wielding bald eagle win the NASCAR race.

Glad it went well! 🫂 Such a cutie, even post-surgery 🥹

Also it turns out a fresh strawberry vinaigrette is super easy to make.

I'm going to get my nails done tomorrow as my lil' treat / self care

Please come over.

I'm cooking shirtless, so you get dinner and a show.