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Some "Some Egrets" Egrets

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weird animal person on the internet. i watch space rocks and yell at computers for my day job. don't mean to brag but im kind of the best at burnout i am the cause of most of my own problems probably too old for any of this bullshit he/him

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commission for texpoeexpo
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#art #digitalart #anthro #furry #bird

07.03.2026 21:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 1145 ๐Ÿ” 295 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i hate this stupid fucking system more than anything in the world. a system that benefits nobody, actively harms everybody, could be changed at literally any point in time, YET WE STILL KEEP DOING THIS MADNESS ANYWAY. YEAR AFTER YEAR WE DO THIS STUPID SONG AND DANCE FOR NO GOD DAMN REASON

08.03.2026 09:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 2962 ๐Ÿ” 596 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 105 ๐Ÿ“Œ 37

you know, i still don't 100% know how to make a dual boot MBR/UEFI media because it's been so long since i've even had to think about that and i've just never had to try (i only learn things by trying them)

08.03.2026 00:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i dunno why people keep saying that, they're just normal horses doing normal horse races!

07.03.2026 22:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

going forward i think all game consoles should be regular polyhedrons again, that's our 2026 energy

07.03.2026 21:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"humble bundle featuring a harry potter game supporting the ESA" is like... wow! I can get a side of FLAMING garbage with my garbage? I can fund a "charity" that actively advocates AGAINST game preservation _and_ jkr at the same time? wow! not in a million fucking years

07.03.2026 20:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 760 ๐Ÿ” 271 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 14 ๐Ÿ“Œ 3
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i can't spoiler stuff so i guess just don't click play if you haven't seen Horsey Game and care about discovering where it goes on your own terms

i have better horses, but if i have to pick one clip to post, this is the comedy option

07.03.2026 15:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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They have unimaginable power and if you ever meet someone who's fursona is this they can cast spells and hex you.

07.03.2026 05:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 822 ๐Ÿ” 204 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 28 ๐Ÿ“Œ 6

now that's a capable toilet

07.03.2026 04:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Beaks and Beats

06.03.2026 22:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 2429 ๐Ÿ” 599 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 17 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

good name though

07.03.2026 01:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

oh i love a good mar 10

07.03.2026 01:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

okay so i know someone who basically doesn't taste bitterness at all and says malort tastes kind of floral, and i think that might actually explain some things

if you just don't taste that part of it, yeah, it makes perfect sense!

06.03.2026 22:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

it's incredibly silly that we *still* can't tag images or posts as spoilers on this thing i want to post horsey game without showing new players mid-game stuff because it *GOES PLACES*

06.03.2026 21:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 7 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

sorry i felt like it was mandatory to say that
(weirdly not on my main desktop at home though although i keep telling myself it's time for a refresh on that...)

06.03.2026 19:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i use arch btw

06.03.2026 19:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i barely fear updates on Arch and that's like, one of the more likely distros for something to just fucking break

06.03.2026 19:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

like these guys probably support like .TGA and .PCX files and they're basically handed a free library to do the format the half the fucking web is using these days and are just like "nah"

(okay yeah google is the developer and they suck but .gif was compuserve AND patented so that's not an excuse)

06.03.2026 19:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

honestly at this point i blame the software as much as anyone else, it's 15 years old, it's an open format, like there's been a reference implementation available since 2011 and it's not even a viral license, you can fuck around with it or redistribute all you want, what are you guys even doing

06.03.2026 19:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

lol lmao imagine being so bad at your job you just openly admit you couldn't do it without paying a machine to fake it for you

06.03.2026 19:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

it's funny that despite wanting to be a funny bird guy for years at this point and even kinda hating my own RL name, i could not tell you what i would actually like to be called, i don't know where i would even begin

(yeah, i've got "egrets" but that's more of a funny handle than actual name)

06.03.2026 18:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The truth is that software ate the world and people are not enjoying being digested. As a class, people who make software have facilitated two decades of mounting atrocities against people's privacy, safety, and sanity. They were also on the vanguard of multiple stupid and harmful fads.

06.03.2026 03:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 32 ๐Ÿ” 8 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

the truth of it is, of course, that on the balance of universal utility a year's worth of the total life output of every bluesky team members does not beat one (1) drawing of rouge the bat wider than she is tall

06.03.2026 01:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 35 ๐Ÿ” 6 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i sincerely hope the new NDP leadership is able to make any kind of showing at all but im worried that "dealing with the fucking goddamn united states" is going to be the deciding issue and that's where Carney makes a big public show of it, and with FPTP voting it's a Liberal vs Conservative race

06.03.2026 14:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

the funny thing is i don't even think Carney is much of a centrist and the old federal Liberal party doesn't really exist anymore

in any era before the federal conservatives went mask-off openly rabid he would have been a real good fit with the old federal PC party imo

06.03.2026 14:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

been there. robaxa-whatever is magic and helped a lot but i still could barely stand up for half a week and even longer before i was walking normally

06.03.2026 14:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i think this is good actually, double checking things just to be sure is a fucking lot better than being boldly, confidently wrong about everything

06.03.2026 14:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i think this is correct

i think its fine to archive them digitally so you can share them with friends way the hell far away or so you can reprint them if you get them all oily or something but you do still gotta print them

06.03.2026 14:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿฆโ€โฌ›

06.03.2026 14:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

the photocopier, however, is free use

06.03.2026 14:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0