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It implies that we are visitors in someone else’s country.
The EXCELLENT @jackiekashian.bsky.social
If you're at the airport and Kristi Noem is doing the ominous little message from the TSA screens, you no longer have to do anything she says. Leave your laptop in the case, whatever.
NEW FISH WHO DIS
This is BANANAS... and also I'd go to that party?
LIEU: Did Liam Ramos commit a crime?
NOEM: He did not commit a crime. His father abandoned him
LIEU: I believe you're not telling the truth. School officials said there were people saying they could take care of Liam, and a federal judge rejected your claims
Check out the number of votes.
given the Texas voting location fuckery, this is a real sign of how fucking furious people are
I STAND WITH GOD
On this day in 2022 👀
FWIW, I recently learned from sad experience that the shingles vaccine doesn't always prevent it... it makes it less severe. (And COVID can 'wake up' the shingles virus.)
I was going to apply to be on Traitors, regular people edition... but insufficient smoked salmon at breakfast is a dealbreaker for me. (For real.)
If you're willing to share, I'd love to hear how she identifies what suss looks like. That's been a challenge.
AARP Fraud Watch Network is a great resource for information and support. They've got a hotline, educational info, support groups, and more.
www.aarp.org/money/scams-...
I HIGHLY recommend sharing and discussing this with aging family members and anyone who checks in on them. I've learned more than I wish I needed to in the last year about the village it takes to protect our loved ones from this kind of danger.
www.nytimes.com/2026/02/28/h...
YA DON'T SAY
I was just sitting here thinking, "Surely there's something I can look at online to combat all this existential dread" and then I remembered... it's BIRD CAM SEASON!!
(There's a new baby albatross in New Zealand, and the Big Bear Bald Eagles have a new egg 🐣)
It would be 50% but she would not believe how hard it is to find a nice, quiet spot with a neutral background for self tapes
I know it's giving them way too much credit but my first thought is to blame AI.
YOU PINKY PROMISED!! #TheTraitorsUS
The richest man owns X.
The second and third richest men control Google.
The fourth richest man owns Facebook, Instagram, and WhatsApp.
The fifth richest man owns The Washington Post.
And now the sixth richest could soon take over both Paramount and Warner Bros.
See the problem here?
“I respect women.”
what if we give you the opportunity to eat cold french fries with a misogynistic old man
“women’s sports should be illegal because their boobs are too distracting.”
Martha Stewart did 5 months in prison for one stock trade
And how rotten a person's insides would have to be in order for them to have gotten to that pathetic podium. Just... blackened bananas and old cottage cheese in there.
Splishy splashy Northern Mockingbirb. #birds
Oooooooh
This made me smile on a day I really needed it. Thank you.
You can see it in their eyes. They KNOW how absolutely full of noxious shit they are & they almost detect a whiff of what integrity might look like in this context, but they're so far gone they're just clinging to the wisp of a hope that maybe inevitable consequences are just for... other people.
Blue sky with sparse cloud cover and green wine vines & grass in background. Foreground is a brown wood & marble wine service counter on a concrete platform in front of a brown taco truck with signage that reads "Cocina Itinerante - Cerveza Artesanal" at Vena Cava Winery in Valle de Guadalupe, Mexico.
I set up a shortcut on my phone to show me all the photos in my library from that date over the years. Here's a favorite from 2017. We drove to Valle de Guadalupe to check out the wine scene. It was pretty empty & many roads were washed out from heavy rain, but it was a gorgeous & tasty adventure.
