BCMitchell

Yes, but what flavour dicks does he prefer?

They couldn't subjugate a country about a quarter the size and half the population, but this will be different... somehow.

Interesting interaction with a leftist friend a few years ago. She shared some cartoons about the Rothchild's secretly controlling the world - thought they were anti-capitalist. Became indignant when I tried to point out they weren't really ant-capitalist, just anti-semitic. No cultural awareness.

Pre-internet commit to the bit.

That's hilarious. And by that I mean it's hilarious that anyone would doubt such compelling evidence of the supernatural. What 11 year old would ever leap off a bed as a prank? Preposterous!

"When you're slapped you'll take it and like it!"

But we Scots sometimes loved the French cos they hated the English as much as we did.

Cops will be pushing for a ban on knitting needles. Minns press conference: "Our brave young officers need to be protected from radical grannies with pointy little sticks."

I think that one's done. Just sign it on the back.

The Pry Minister is looking into the matter.

Realised that about 90% of the music I was streaming was stuff I already owned on CD. Spent about 6 weeks ripping the collection for playback convenience and I'm done.

He leads a very exciting life.

The matching pink jacket and kipper tie are magnificent!

Board might need to review that decision. Editor possibly a little premature.

A bird in the hand is worth too many cooks.

Love the story that Wakeman was so bored by touring that album that at one point he ate a curry on stage!

"Shit... I forgot to book the venues... what are we gonna do?"

He's gone to meet those great alien pyramid builders in the sky.

Slightly diminish a band:

Contentment Division

Late 90s working on GST development in the ATO and somebody genuinely proposed a Companies Unpaid Notional Tax.

Got mics and assorted cables in tubs in an Ikea Kallax unit to the left of the desk. Nice and easy to find what I'm after.

And return greetings from my compact studio. (With a couple of guitars in the bedroom at the moment.)

That's a great record, and I knew nothing of its origins or recording. Ta.

He reckons England have played at 20% of their potential. They've averaged 258 per innings, so he presumably thinks they have the potential to score over 1000 against the Aus bowlers. The bazball delusion is strong with this one.

Same old Aussies... always winning!

You just know they're Farage fans who holiday in Spain and whinge about the 'foreign' food and people not speaking English. Give me noisy and entertaining Indian fans any day.

You've earned it.

He has none.

I've been critical of Usman hanging around, but the old bloke had a good dig. Marnus and Cam Green absolutely giving their wickets away... yet again.

They won't be in the malls. They'll be riding their bikes, playing cricket in the park, and skipping stones on ponds. Come summer's end they'll all have healthy tans, the girls will be in pigtails, the boys will be sporting a nice tidy short back and sides, and Mr Menzies will be in The Lodge.