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@jeeptheearthfirst.swifties.social

Retired Las Vegas Public Utility Risk Mgmt, Off-Road Enthusiast, terrible golfer, but have 1 hole in one, cat person, cancer survivor, Pilates, huge senior Swiftie & PA born liberal boomer whoโ€™s wife says sheโ€™s an Earth Witch and very well could be. ๐Ÿˆโ€โฌ› ๐Ÿง™ ๐Ÿ˜ฌ

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I wonโ€™t say what I think about MarkWayne Mullins, but it involves a relationship with Trump. His claim to fame is ex mixed martial arts fighter. Yeah! ๐Ÿคฌ

06.03.2026 00:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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@bejeweledbaddie.bsky.social her name is Melissa.

05.03.2026 04:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Well then, the same goes for her job. When i was in the service I was an army combat medic, did some training in emergency rooms and no, I wouldnโ€™t want to walk in her shoes either. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿ˜Ž

05.03.2026 00:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh the career choices we make. No doubt yours is the tougher of the two. I wouldnโ€™t walk in your shoes for anything. Although, when I was an arson investigator I saw a few women firefighters I wouldnโ€™t mind giving physicals too!!

04.03.2026 23:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Just be yourself. You canโ€™t let what other people think run your life. My daughter always tried to please everyone around her and it overwhelmed her and well, we know how that ended up. If I can find the cute dolphin sculpture she made Iโ€™d love to send it to you. I think I still have it somewhere.

04.03.2026 23:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Gayle King renews deal with CBS News, ending speculation about her exit. Youโ€™re 71 years old just fucking retire. You too Wolf Blitzer 77, Jane Pauley 75 and others like Ted Koppel eighty fucking six years old. Get a life! Sorry, like political leaders Iโ€™m ready for some new blood.

04.03.2026 21:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Have fun kiddo!!

28.02.2026 02:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Talk about some made up shit.

27.02.2026 14:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It helps to be a Swiftie to really appreciate the song parody.

27.02.2026 01:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
The Fate of Melania - A Randy Rainbow Song Parody
The Fate of Melania - A Randy Rainbow Song Parody YouTube video by Randy Rainbow

Oh my god! This is fucking hilarious. Randy Rainbow is such a good lyricist. (almost as good as Taylor)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=-4g-...

26.02.2026 23:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Even though we live in a very residential neighborhood, and as a huge Swiftie, Iโ€™m happy to say we have a Taco Bell 600 feet as a crow flies from our house! ๐ŸŒฎ๐Ÿ””

26.02.2026 04:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Absolutely no respect for the menโ€™s hockey team for going to the Whitehouse and sucking Trumpโ€™s dick. I hope they get food poisoning from the McDonalds hamburgers that cheapskate Trump fed them.

26.02.2026 00:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Nine months from midterms, voters are roughly split

Democratic candidate 47%

Republican candidate 45%

Would not vote 8%

Which leads me to wonder how fucking stupid are the 45% that would still vote Republican?๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿคฌ

26.02.2026 00:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Or, a good ole grilled cheese sandwich with some tomato soup. One of my favorite easy meals.

25.02.2026 04:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Someone explain to me why thunder and lightning when itโ€™s snowing itโ€™s called thunder snow, but when itโ€™s raining itโ€™s not called thunder rain? ๐Ÿ˜Ž

24.02.2026 01:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Canโ€™t count the times something my wife says or someone on TV says that I respond with Taylor has a song with that in it! ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ˜

23.02.2026 00:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

As long as you listen to Christmas Tree Farm at least once. ๐Ÿ˜Ž

22.02.2026 23:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I canโ€™t believe Iโ€™m just seeing this as many times as Iโ€™ve watched the video!

22.02.2026 23:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

How the hell did Minnesota have a Republican house majority???

22.02.2026 00:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I studied probability and statics and Engineering Computer Sciences in college. Not that it wasnโ€™t interesting, but decided to make a career out of Public Utility Risk Management. ๐Ÿ˜Ž

21.02.2026 23:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

With the โ€˜6-7โ€™ fad and now the โ€˜chicken bananaโ€™ thing I think we should bring back โ€œcool beansโ€ from years ago. ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

21.02.2026 14:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Taylor Swift Secures Global Artist of the Year Title for Fourth Consecutive Year Taylor Swift named Biggest-Selling Global Artist of the Year 2025, marking her fourth consecutive and sixth overall time being presented the award.

You just canโ€™t beat perfection. www.rollingstone.com/music/music-...

19.02.2026 23:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's just one of those engineering wonders of the world. ๐Ÿ˜ And it works for the most part.

17.02.2026 20:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

SO THEN THERE'S THIS..........Multiple former FBI agents and analysts have characterized the perpetrator in the kidnapping of Nancy Guthrie as an amateur or "inexperienced thug".

Soooo.........Why haven't hundreds of professional investigators found him???? I'm waiting.

17.02.2026 20:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If she was a man sheโ€™d be THE MAN!

16.02.2026 23:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

OH SHIT my backpack is a large Ozark Trail! Pretty sure I didnโ€™t get it at Walmart though. My wife says she wonโ€™t call the tip line because we donโ€™t need the money. Whewwwโ€ฆโ€ฆ.

13.02.2026 15:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Does anyone in the Trump administration ever verify anything before the spout off about how great Trump is doing? Mexican cartel drone invasion? Oh, it was a party balloon? I feel safer now. FUCKING IDIOTS!!

13.02.2026 01:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

How is it Iโ€™ve never seen that video before? Damn!

10.02.2026 00:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Our 17 year old Devon Rex gets 4 daily portions from his automatic feeder. Heโ€™ll be sitting at it up to an hour before the next one drops and then begs for treats in between.

07.02.2026 15:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0