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No cheating, repost with the most recent photo of your pet.
Me: “hey what do you call an impolite -“
Daughter: “Rude-oldf“
Me: “…reindeer”
Every Nextdoor post is like “I hired a plumber who stole my packages and my dog. NEVER AGAIN”
I’m 60% sure my oldest daughter told her little sister to “Stop dickin’ around” but that’s not enough confidence to talk to her about it without accidentally teaching her to say “Stop dickin’ around”
A Christmas Carol is a story about how children suffer and die from treatable illnesses because the wealthy choose to keep them in poverty.
It also correctly notes that the only thing a rich bastard fears is the inevitably of death.
It even has Muppets in it. Truly Dickens' most timeless work.
My Mom and I have the same iOS font size.
Using a phone is uncomfortable post-LASIK, and they should advertise that as a feature of LASIK.
Walking into 2026
Die Hard is a Children’s movie.
[buys Die Hard again]
That’s my favorite movie of all time.
The bit with David Byrne is the soundtrack in my head when my kids interrupt me to tell me absolutely nothing.
This feels like the kind of thing that @hotdogsladies.bsky.social might share one day at 4am EST
Jake Gyllenhaal as Mr Music remains one of my favorite things youtu.be/ddNNN80A_7Y?...
A white cat sits next to a grey cat that is laying in a large red and white fabric bag.
Wrapping presents on a #caturday
I use a “Heard Chef” emoji liberally at work. It’s the perfect acknowledgement without an implicit agreement.
I would love to have something like it available outside of slack.
Dollar General
One of my favorite Outkast facts is how much Big Boi loves Kate Bush: youtu.be/S4qQScV1wms?...
I just helped my 3-year-old recover from Hyperventilating by singing @alyankovic.bsky.social’s The Saga Begins to her. AMA.
Gauging my 6-year-olds’s diva levels today:
She just told me that she was an empire.
Film you’ve seen more than six times. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel
[naive cinephile who watched the KPop Demon Hunters fireplace instead of the actual movie]
Wow. This movie is one single shot. I get the hype.
Asian-American Actresses Describe Struggle Of Constantly Being Typecast As Sherlock Holmes
The Rolling Stones covered “Like a Rolling Stone” which I’m surprised I hadn’t heard until today #xpncountdown music.apple.com/us/album/lik...
We got Weird Al out here singing Killing In The Name, the time for moderation is over
Frankie Valli and the Four Seasons Total Landscaping.
to commemorate alan dye moving from apple to meta, here's one of his best quotes
This song came on the #xpncountdown and my 3-year-old daughter asked me to turn it up so she could hear what Mickey was singing. music.apple.com/us/album/don...
I wish I could have been in a crowd hearing Frankie Valli pinch out his falsetto surprise for the first time.
I’m getting LASIK in one week. Are there any obvious iOS accessibility features that I should enable for my recovery period?
