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Yorkshirewoman pestered by a guardian devil! Read my adventures: #ThePriceOfTime #TheEveningLands #TheTwistedGrain #Fiction #Fantasy #SciFi #Prosopagnosia #Tea

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Fake news.

09.03.2026 00:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

For ppl who don't Substack, this is also available as an email newsletter.
My scribe loves it and reads it at work.

09.03.2026 00:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That, and no water :(

09.03.2026 00:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

He doesn't look happy about it does he!

09.03.2026 00:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

When we were living there in the 90s, it was warehouses that were going up in flames. So putting all our stuff into storage when our house move got delayed was frankly terrifying.

08.03.2026 23:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

#TIL

08.03.2026 22:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Takeaway and delivery restaurants should use proper stainless steel containers and collect them, so they can be used again. If there was a national standard for the containers they could be returned to any restaurant, or even supermarkets, for recycling.

06.03.2026 14:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 85 ๐Ÿ” 7 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 12 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I've just seen it - ๐Ÿ’”

08.03.2026 22:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Wait... *iraq*?
I can see the headlines now:
"Trump unites Iraq and Iran!"

08.03.2026 22:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I thought that said 'sectioned' for a second there.

08.03.2026 22:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a poster that says hang on a minute lads ive got a great idea Alt: Interior of a bus that's hanging over the edge of a cliff, with the caption "hang on a minute lads ive got a great idea"

Somewhere in Hungary...

08.03.2026 20:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Came here to say precisely that!

08.03.2026 20:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I need to see that film!

08.03.2026 20:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Apparently the builders of the pyramids were quite well-looked-after. Archi finds include that they ate fish and requested and got compassionate leave.
So, better off than some americans today!

08.03.2026 20:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I only recently found out the difference between 'golden age' and 'gilded age'.

08.03.2026 20:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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The people in Hungary are showing that they have enough of Orban.

08.03.2026 07:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 2948 ๐Ÿ” 763 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 94 ๐Ÿ“Œ 64

The saddest thing is, these people don't even have to get pissed: they're just delusional to start with. In fact for some of them, 8 pints might knock some truth into them.

08.03.2026 19:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a cartoon character says good show jolly good show on the bottom right Alt: a cartoon character (looking like a spherical spoof of a posh Brit) says good show jolly good show.

Good shot, sir!

08.03.2026 18:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Bush's ranch runs on Renewables and has done since before Iraq.

08.03.2026 18:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So... trump is a cat?

08.03.2026 18:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Write for #DarkSkies!

08.03.2026 18:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ah, one of the many reasons I am against nuclear power.

08.03.2026 17:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Wait is it 537 or 573??

08.03.2026 17:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I was thinking roughly the same - but I'm not from thereabouts so perhaps there's a catch I don't know about.

08.03.2026 16:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Fkg heck I've no idea of either of those!
I'd better take that 10 Grand and deport myself!

08.03.2026 15:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is one reason why I daren't go door-to-door for us Greens, much tho' I would love to help.
My ability to remain diplomatic given such prompts is... liminal.

08.03.2026 15:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

He is, ofc, one of #StanMills people.
I feel he will die soon, as Stan no longer finds him entertaining to play with.
"The lad were too easy. No challenge there, lass"

08.03.2026 15:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Can't do business without it. That bit's true as well!

08.03.2026 15:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Good luck, Switzerland! ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ญ
Choose the good guys.

08.03.2026 15:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

No, me too.
I have to 'click' twice on the name: once for the post itself in isolation, then again for the profile.

08.03.2026 15:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0