Valkyrie Kat

Nice! I’ll keep an eye out for y’all in the mass of people!

This is gonna be an excellent month for live music. Tonight is Nine Inch Nails, next Thursday is Paul Wall/Slim Thug/Mike Jones and then the following Sunday is Gogol Bordello. And I’ll actually be in town for all three!

Describe your bsky account in a single image. (Hat tip to @effinbirds.com )

Pretty much any Mel Brooks with Gene Wilder is, honestly.

My #letterboxd watched list for February. Some really good stuff and some really NOT good stuff.

Headed back to SLC for StoryCon tomorrow. If you’re around, come say hi at booth 413!

God, it’s so boring. Well done.

@jeaves-the-bastard.bsky.social and I just wrote the best haiku ever:

Bitch, I swear to god
If these fuckin’ fools don’t quit
I swear to god, bitch

Monster trucks with @jeaves-the-bastard.bsky.social tonight. Then Good Luck. Have Fun, Don’t Die with @rageprey.bsky.social tomorrow. It’s gonna be a good weekend, friends.

Tell you what, let's do it like this: Let's put every person in the Epstein files in private prisons "until we sort all this out" and have time for court cases, and we'll keep all the immigrants loose and running around until they commit a crime. Just change things up a little.

Thanks for being awesome!

If you saw me in the “When you give facists the finger” shirt at Superstars last week, these are the people I referenced:
@badhandbooks.bsky.social
Go buy stuff!

These spam texts are getting thirsty.

And an Oskie plushie!

This is Oski. He is the best boy. Very smart. He has his own book. Teamoski.com chrismandeville.com

I think this means you’re legally a New Mexican now.

I am extremely fortunate to do what I do. I love meeting authors and learning their origin stories and hearing about their struggles and successes. This one (Superstars) in particular is really special. Everyone just kind of lets their guard down and gets real. I love this community so much.

Boooo: I have to get up at 5am to catch a 9:00 flight tomorrow morning.
Yayyy: headed to Colorado Springs for Superstars Writer’s Conference!

My hometown finally has clean water! People power works!

Headed to Colorado for Superstars Indie Author conference this week! Come say hi at the BookFunnel booth if you’re there!

My #letterboxd watched list for December. I could watch that one scene from Bone Temple ten thousand times and never tire of it. Ralph Fiennes is a god among men.

I think that was the last time I saw you! Such a good show!

Thanks for the screwed and chopped bops, Mike. RIP ❤️

I enjoy making nicknames for my partners. 🤣

The weirdest shit keeps me up at night. (Excuse the typos.)

TFW you say “cannibalistic humanoid underground dwellers” and he swoons.

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