Tay (hole soon)

fuck if I wasn't insanely busy all week I would immediately be like "we should grab a drink"

a great many costs frankly! but I wouldn't be the remarkable woman I am today any other way

but hey at least my skin is really soft and beautiful!!!

i'm imagining a really big dick garnished with microgreens rn and cackling with glee

ok ok ok I'll book flights

I love having a connective tissue disorder so much, there are all sorts of novel experiences to be had! 😌

one week on from the initial injury and it's *still* occasionally slipping out for an hour or so at a time, but at least it's mostly in the right spot and settling back in place for longer and I can laugh hard and lie on that side again (but not sleep on it) 🙏

willow would you like to come to my birthday party in australia next weekend

fed is best!!!!

im so tired

Too bad we're rolling with it. 😼

are you saying it... chooses... not to? 😏

she started telling a small group of us about it like... 5 minutes after we got there, surely she was looking for an excuse to bring out the baby sack pics

I don't know what else he could've done, I think given the circumstances the squatting was a pretty good strat

I'm so stoked for you, you're gonna kill it king 🙏💖

He couldn't deal so he literally just buried his head in his hands and started squatting and then getting up because the squatting did not help, rinse and repeat every time his mum added another detail to the anecdote

his mother was telling us about his baby testicles engorged with blood (she kept repeating the word "engorged") and we may have accidentally encouraged her to bring up the photo book... which she showed the entire party as part of her speech...

I am glad that, unlike my friend whose birthday was tonight, my mother doesn't have a photo of me as a newborn fresh out of the womb with engorged testicles to show around at my birthday

if an abyss ever gazed back at me i'd just be like hey girl wyd

my sister, upon learning my name, bought me some "Taylor's" wine and said she liked it but she would've picked Thea (the other name on the shortlist) - I still keep it in my back pocket to use some day

Picked a middle name immediately. Went through the top 10000 girl names for my birth year ±2, only liked the two that I'd already thought of before I checked the list, and picked one of them

joint laxity vs operating my body on manual mode, who will win? (it's joint laxity, manual mode is just minimising the damage)

it's easy to get a vibe for how shit works in Melbourne, Brisbane you can kinda get it pretty easily but it's got fun quirks, but Sydney???? what the fuck how does it function like that

ngl even just planning the Sydney part of my April road trip has me going "wow this city fucking sucks"

lmao yeah that checks out I wasn't very committed to it and I'm feeling deeply unhorny today myself

😏

did it work?

Yup! I'll be there for a week!

we saw you from across the bar and think you’d love to hear about this pump and dump opportunity

frog detective really does rule