João Luis

In today’s game of Make Millions With Market Manipulation:

1. Energy Secretary posts that a tanker has been safely escorted through Hormuz.
2. Oil price falls 10%, friends buy.
3. Energy Secretary deletes post.
4. Oil price rises 12%, friends richer.

Thank you for playing, see you all tomorrow.

Israel threatens to target Khamenei’s successor as Iran says new leader chosen The clerical body tasked with selecting the next supreme leader has reached a decision but the name hasn’t been announced, Iranian media reported.

So what stops Iran targeting the Israeli PM and US president?? An eye for an eye goes, right??

www.politico.eu/article/isra...

Oh and…..

Ah ok, I though he was in the UK, sorry my bad for assuming 🫣

Hang on, that’s not till the 29th of this month….. 🤭

Pero aquí estamos, los madrileños siguen votando por ella cada vez 🤦‍♂️

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Start calling the moving vans and kick her dumb ass out of the Coast Guard house she’s occupying, before she becomes a squatter….. 🤣

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Hope someone shows her the door, in case she can’t see it in front of her eyes….. bye bye Barbie…….

Here’s a shocker, when the time comes (before Trump is removed one day and that day will be soon) at that exact time, Trump will pardon all his minions under him and nothing will come of them after that day. #markmywords

I don't know who needs to hear this, but the AI chat bots aren't your wife, aren't in love with you, and aren't sentient.

Sorry.

Get a rescue dog instead, take it for walks, throw a ball for it to fetch.

You'll be much happier

Good luck.

Olé 💃🇪🇸

We say ‘tio tiene cojones 🤭’

Hope NOEM is one day prosecuted for all her crimes, because that’s what they are CRIMES!!

🤣🤣🤣

So true, we the end consumer are always the ones being ripped off. Upgrading to an EV is becoming more attractive to me by the day. Already shopping around for one. Oh and don’t worry, won’t be a Tesla. Not buying anything related to that idiot Musk.

He’s an arrogant fuck tart, and that’s putting it mildly.

Donald Trump made trade threats against Spain during an Oval Office meeting with reporters and German Chancellor Friedrich Merz. (ANDREW CABALLERO-REYNOLDS / AFP VIA GETTY IMAGES)

Trump: "Spain said we can't use their bases. We could use their bases if we want. We could just fly in and use it. Nobody is gonna tell us not to use it"

Not receiving consent and moving forward anyway is a consistent theme in his life — as E. Jean Carroll can attest

Constitutional right?? What’s that?? Under Trump, there’s no way in hell that people have a constitutional right…….. sadly he’s seen to that.

Dear Mr. Trump,

If you fuck with Spain, you fuck with all of Europe, if you cut all trade off with Spain, all of Europe will cut trade off with the United States.

Unlike America, Europe doesn't tolerate bullies.

So, go fuck yourself.

Best,

👻

Loved our presidents response to that village idiot. We stood up to the bully and Sanchez is sticking to his stance, unlike many countries that still continue to bend the knee to that man. #RESPECT

Well well, that didn’t take long…..

Spain has banned the USA from using its military bases.

THIS is what everyone should have done.

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Just another day at the office for that orange village idiot. He doesn’t care about the thousands of US army personnel he’s putting in danger with his illegal war as long as he gets what he wants. What’s next….. the nuclear option?

Spain’s Prime Minister Pedro Sánchez on Iran:

“Remember that one can be against a hateful regime, as is the case with the Iranian regime, as is the whole of Spanish society, and at the same time be against an unjustified, dangerous military intervention outside of international law.”

I totally agree, bough his words will bring critic and backlash from many, especially the Spanish right wing opposition that have been on the offensive for months and winding up their attacks on the government. The world has gone crazy 🥺

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With no controls in place, I wouldn’t be surprised. Feel sorry for the pilots though, they never asked to be there.